Jon Jones says his brother trains MMA and will smash Cain Velasquez

Jon Jones says his brother trains MMA and will smash Cain Velasquez

Jon Jones says his brother trains MMA and will smash Cain Velasquez

Cat Von C

Apr 15 |04:25

Last Updated on Fri, 15 Apr 2011 05:31

If we want to talk about Jon Jones in terms of quantum physics we might consider him some sort of conformal anamoly. The rest of us little protons and neutrons and hadrons and quarks are just plain old ordinary matter. It is probably best to watch a Jon Jones fight from that big seafoam green velvet recliner in your grandma's basement in order to remain safe from any shape shifting or spacetime dimensional adjustments just being in the same room with him might cause. Could it be possible that the quantum phenomenon that is Jon Jones could be replicated in one or both of his brothers? Maybe it's not quantum physics at all but just some mutation in the the 'y' chromosome these brothers carry.

Jones' younger brother, Chandler plays football for Syrcause, his older brother Arthur is a defensive lineman for the Baltimore Ravens. Arthur Jones a is 320 lb 6'4" defensive lineman that in Jones' opinion is a better wrestler than he is. According to Jones in a recent interview with ESPN his older, bigger (in every way) brother has been training MMA and is considering fighting:

"I just talked to him today and he said 'man, my jiu-jitsu's getting so much better.'

"I guess he's using his wrestling base, and his size alone is crazy to deal with. He's just a smart dude. I think he's going to do well if he ever gets cut or leaves the NFL. I'm biased. I really want my brother to be in the UFC with me; that would be so sweet."

"He's always been a better wrestler than me, he's always better than me. I've never been a team captain. He's been a team captain at everything, the football team, the wrestling team. Since day one, he's been a leader. He's just gifted. He just has timing, and body coordination, and light feet. Everything..."

"I think if you gave Arthur two years of training he could be very well considered one of the top heavyweights. He's training it now...Cain Velasquez would get smashed!"

It's still early on Friday so this might be a bit overwhelming for your brain cells to transmit if you haven't had your bowl of wheaties just yet, but sit back and visualize the speed and reach of Jon Jones in a package that weighs about 100 lbs more than Jones does. Wow. [source]

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+7 # Guest 2011-04-15 05:48

Wait.... Hold up.. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MMMMMMNNN

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+26 # Guest 2011-04-15 06:18

Im a huge bones fan, especially since Versus 1 in Broomfield when i witness Vera smashed live. But to call out Cain, in a sentence stating your brother needs two years.... makes no sense.

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+3 # Master E 2011-04-15 14:54

Wait... don't forget to thank the lord for those skiiieeelzzz

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+3 # jawesome 2011-04-15 06:20

He would probably smash Cain. Why? Because Cain fights heavyweight and this dude is obviously a super heavyweight.

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+64 # Guest 2011-04-15 06:38

I hate Bones Jones more and more everyday.

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+14 # chiggs 2011-04-15 08:10

Quoting Mumbles Toney:

I hate Bones Jones more and more everyday.

Yeah, coming off WAAAAAY to cocky and arrogant. What I'd been saying forever as why couldnt/cant stand him. Just comes off as a total dick...then again, he's still pretty young an imagine any 22yrlds would act/be the same way unfort.

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-16 # Guest 2011-04-16 07:36

How can anyone call jone bones cocky he has been as humble as they come even when band wagon jumpers said he should fight for the itle afterr his vera fight. He just has confidence in his brothers abilities an he should know.

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+15 # Guest 2011-04-16 13:33

Get off his nuts.

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+2 # Sambro 2011-04-15 10:12

I knew that humble act was just a facade. It's hard for black guys to be humble, because they have an innate inferiority complex.

His fat ass brother would never make weight.

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+17 # Guest 2011-04-15 10:29

A good example of an inferiority complex is someone trying really hard to get attention on the internet.

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+3 # Sambro 2011-04-15 11:45

Those aren't my words. Malcolm X said the same thing.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8TsnaOAPT8[/youtube]

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+4 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-04-15 13:46

Dear SST

Please teach me your deadly secrets, you have more finshes in the comment section than anyone. You are by far the best P4P. Thank You

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+4 # boom roasted 2011-04-15 13:54

You want to be the best? You need to listen to the best. This is all you need to see.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM[/youtube]

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-1 # Guest 2011-04-17 21:09

Why b/c he smashed off your favorites....

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+16 # Guest 2011-04-15 07:19

Jones is letting the Shogun win go to this head already....

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+23 # Guest 2011-04-15 07:29

Jon Jones can go fuck himself

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+32 # Guest 2011-04-15 07:49

the fact that jones beat shogun not only proves that god exists, but also that he is a fucking asshole to allow such a dickhead become lhw champ...

btw cain would murder him and his brother

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-15 # Guest 2011-04-16 07:46

sure r a lot of haters posting cant stand that a confident young black man beat your precious former pride champion
SUCKS to b You.

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+3 # Guest 2011-04-16 13:36

Bro go wash his knob already I'm not a butt hurt fan boy like you.I don't give a flying fuck if he's black or religious or a god damn snitch or if he beat Shogun I can't stand u dick riding homos

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+7 # hornswoggle 2011-04-15 08:03

SO WHAT! I TRAIN UFC

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+10 # Cheebo 2011-04-15 13:38

Trane*

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-17 # Guest 2011-04-16 06:22

OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING FROM YOU TWO DUMB ASSES!!First of all, the UFC is a fighting (((ORGANIZATION ))) the sport is called "Mixed Martial Arts". Oh ya, and it's "train" you idiot. You guys are bad for the sport :(

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+14 # boom roasted 2011-04-16 06:38

You know what's funnier? The fact that you didn't get that they're joking.

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0 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-04-17 11:04

BAAAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

F YA LIFE-As Robert Goulet said from the Coconut Bangers Ball....A little on the inside

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+1 # Guest 2011-04-16 21:28

His brother also trains, and by the way was an All Big East Defensive Lineman at Syracuse U.

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+16 # Guest 2011-04-15 08:11

I thought this guy was supposed to be humble?
his cokcy-ness is getting up there with ol' tito's, they just go about it in different ways.
I am so annoyed by him, and his nuthuggers.

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+25 # analXstaphXinfection 2011-04-15 08:12

Hey jones since the strikeforce merge is Inevitable why don't you call out Overeem. Oh that's rIght cause he will smash you and your brothers face in at the same time

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-7 # Guest 2011-04-16 08:18

right after he shoots that needle in his ass!

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+2 # Guest 2011-04-16 13:38

After Carlton Jones get smashed by Splenda you mean??? the only one poking needles is you poking Jones needles in your ass get off his balls son.

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-21 # Guest 2011-04-15 08:31

Not sure why Jones gets a bad rep, cocky/arrogant. ..maybe, but I believe that he is an overall good person. there is a story out about how he gave up his hotel room to a stranger and her child who were left stranded.

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+5 # Guest 2011-04-15 08:50

No one's all bad. He has a good heart but a big mouth and that's what people have an issue with myself included.

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+16 # boom roasted 2011-04-15 08:51

And my girlfriend and I gave up our seats on an airplane to a couple that really needed to get home. It's called being nice. Does that get me off the hook for all the shitty things I've done?

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-2 # Guest 2011-04-16 08:10

somebody please tell what are all these horrible,asshol ish,dickheaded things that jon jones has done except destroy shogun rua anyone?

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+2 # Guest 2011-04-16 13:39

Stop fucking crying you whinny little bitch.

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+1 # Guest 2011-04-16 06:23

Call me cynical but there are an astonishing number of Jones being a hero stories since he got his title shot, stopping muggers, giving up his hotel room, putting on charity events. You know most athletes/celebs do this stuff but don't publicise it, if this guy farted the blogs would run a story on his generous sharing of precious gases.

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+26 # Cheebo 2011-04-15 08:34

Yeah cause we all now how badly Cain got battered the last time he fought a 300 pound ex pro-footballer/ wrestler

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-1 # Guest 2011-04-15 09:10

ESPN posted this first and yet somehow they were the only ones that pointed out Jon Jones was joking with the Cain Velazquez comment.

All the MMA sites are posting it as if he were serious. Fucking shameful.

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+1 # chiggs 2011-04-15 09:55

Quoting Thunderoustundra:

ESPN posted this first and yet somehow they were the only ones that pointed out Jon Jones was joking with the Cain Velazquez comment.

All the MMA sites are posting it as if he were serious. Fucking shameful.

Wow, they must have REAAALLY taken it out of context then, cuz whats been posted just bout everywhere, has him sounding like a total dick...an your pretty damn naive to think he is really joking as well tbh.,.

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-1 # Guest 2011-04-15 10:27

Clearly you didn't even bother to read the sourced articled, because if you had, you would know they did take it severely out of context. The original quote from the article was:

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Asked what his brother’s nickname would be, Jones -- who was given the nickname “Bones” for having stick-like legs next to his massive brothers (his other brother Chandler is a defensive lineman at Syracuse) -- Jones laughed.

“I don’t know, dude. The Beast; The Monster? Domination? I don’t know, but he’d just kill it. Cain Velasquez would get smashed!”

Though he was joking when he said this, you know what they say about where to find kernels of truth.

But yeah, Jon Jones was totally being a dick.

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+10 # purplechewbacca 2011-04-15 10:58

you guys make me smile. i thot i was the only one who hated jones.

='] (tears of joy)

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+5 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-04-15 11:23

Forget Muhammed Ali this MFer is the new Deion Sanders of MMA.

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0 # Sambro 2011-04-15 13:04

Now JJ is saying he beat up Rashad in practice:
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/318518/Jon-Jones-I-beat-up-Rashad-more-than-once-in-the-gym/

What little Ho Bitch!

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+4 # 1251 2011-04-15 14:23

Good God, I ignored this thread because I figured it'd full of little girls complaining about racism and Jon Jones being heralded as some kind of mythic figure.

Nice to know intelligence is reigning supreme.

And fuck Jon Jones. Punk bitch needs to learn to shut his mouth for once.

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+3 # Master E 2011-04-15 14:53

I thought he (Jones) had a cup half empty? Sounds like it was so full it just spilled into his brothers glass...

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-5 # Master E 2011-04-15 14:56

awe comon everyone... Jones is talented and well spoken. it's easy to see some things get taken out of context. Do you really believe he thinks someone could train two years and be a champion? Oh wait a second... DOH!

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-13 # Guest 2011-04-15 15:43

Lost in time...

If his brother was white but some weird family planning all you guys would respond so much better.
You make more people hate trolls everyday.

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+3 # 1251 2011-04-15 16:07

God damn you.

I hated Matt Mitrone too. I still don't like him all that much, but at least he took the jump and is trying to prove he's got what it takes.

There, white guy, NFL player-- and I'm still hating. Get off the god damn racism bandwagon.

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+2 # Guest 2011-04-16 13:48

yea that's it you fucking retard no not everything is about race man it's about personalities and making stupid fucking remarks no matter what color you are ... damn the carlton jones fanatics are out in full force today get in line with the other dick riders on here cuz they are busy blowing him you get 3rd's

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-1 # Guest 2011-04-15 15:45

So much Hate sooo much hate... How can I hate someone I've never seen or talked to in my life... I hope his brother Gets a Big Foot treatment in his mouth like fedor did... Don't misread me I love/ed fedor but pezão did his stuff in his eye (sounded bad?)

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+9 # Guest 2011-04-16 00:36

I never thought I'd say this but I think I found a fighter that I dislike more than Bisping.

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+9 # Guest 2011-04-16 06:22

I met Bones he was super nice let me sit next to him on the plane and we talked MMA.After the flight he as like "Your wearing my shirt you support me so I am gonna hook you up hit me up on twitter and I will send you some things"Did it over and over again trying to post my info sent him an email he never sent shit.I called him out on twitter and he acted like he didnt know what I was talking about.Lmao he's a fake deushe

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+2 # Sambro 2011-04-16 13:37

That's how he rolls. He's a fake piece of shit.

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+1 # Sambro 2011-04-16 09:05

NOW JesusJudasJones SAYS HE IS "THE SON OF GOD" AND WANTS EVERYONE TO GET ON THEIR KNEES.

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-9 # Guest 2011-04-16 12:18

what a bunch o whinning pussies- if these
morons ever saw jones in person they would cower like the ittle bitches they are- jones is the man and will be for years get your sorry asses used to it

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+4 # Guest 2011-04-16 13:40

Yea that's exactly what I would do no I would suck his balls like you and do the carlton dance with him,

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+1 # Guest 2011-04-16 16:53

Everyone forgets this was shoguns first fight in over a year after a third knee reconstruction, shogun was done after about 3 minutes of that fight.Jones is an asshole with a big mouth and will get smashed soon enough all fighters do

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+5 # Guest 2011-04-17 14:14

didnt roger huerta beat up his brother outside an austin night club?

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0 # Guest 2011-04-18 08:27

Good luck cutting 60+ lbs for HW....

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0 # Guest 2011-04-18 09:50

Man, i can beat Cain too, give me 20 years.

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0 # Guest 2011-04-19 07:23

Jones is a great fighter and his brother too

Tal
Martial Art Training

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+1 # Guest 2011-04-23 04:35

So Big brother Jones is 320 lb 6'4"...so ?? Brock Lesnar was 6'3 310 lbs huge in WWE and look what happen to him ! He had to cut weight to make Heavyweight and then, Cain gained just a few pounds by eating a grilled cheeze sandwich to celebrate his victory !! Cain FTW

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-1 # Guest 2011-04-30 06:26

Jon Blows Jones. Just because he's skilled, doesn't mean I have to like him. Stick that race card up your ass.

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-1 # Guest 2011-08-23 23:40

His brother? I think Jon was just being humble---HE would smash Velesquez.

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