I've learned never to donate unnecessary obstacles to a private security guards. In some roundabout way, they will conjure all available universal force and harness it in order to make your life as miserable as possible. I'm not sure where these security guards acquired this talent, but I would venture to say it was taught by someone operating from X-Force. Now that we have video evidence of a security guard engaging in somewhat of a muay-thai clinch to decimate his opposition -- maybe you should think twice about talking back to that mall security cop today during lunch. [Source]

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+25 # Guest 2011-08-24 04:48

garcia won via split decision

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+32 # Guest 2011-08-24 04:49

Shoulda gone to a second round. That was a blatant early stoppage.

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+5 # juice lee 2011-08-24 08:40

I guess steve mazagatti owns this security company

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+10 # Guest 2011-08-24 04:51

WOOOOOAAAHHH that is the best thing I've seen all week

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+14 # Guest 2011-08-24 04:54

He should have put him in a Thai-clinch around the time he threw that knee. It would have been good night irene.

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+12 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-08-24 04:55

Thank You for using this Spring Board player. It allows me to see these videos at work. If my numbers drop I blame you!

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+8 # Mckenya 2011-08-24 04:58

it made me think if wanderlei silva and datsik were to ever fight, it would look like this

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+2 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-08-24 04:59

NWH sez F the security guards

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+12 # Yoshinegro_Blackiyama 2011-08-24 05:00

Wand's black cousin

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-5 # Guest 2011-08-24 05:01

Was that Anderson Silva?

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+15 # Guest 2011-08-24 05:36

Yep. Standing up between rounds again.

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+2 # Guest 2011-08-24 05:26

The above comments are funny! Why would a security guard with a gun need to scrap?

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+2 # Guest 2011-08-29 23:24

he's not a pussy

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+13 # Guest 2011-08-24 05:29

What's up with the news anchor's eyes?

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+28 # Guest 2011-08-24 05:57

If Jon Fitch was a security guard this clip would have been 15 minutes long and all we would here is the guy on bottom calling Jon Fitch gay over and over again.

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+15 # Guest 2011-08-24 05:58

hear*

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+6 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-08-24 06:24

If that dude wasnt such a bum he'd realize the double leg was there all day.

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+15 # Lefthea D. Kick 2011-08-24 06:53

Yeah, he has the ground game but always reverts back to his brawler nature because he likes to put on a show for the fans.

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+15 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-08-24 07:26

Hes having a tough time financially and I get that, but you cant just hang your hat on KO of the night bonus'

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+7 # Lefthea D. Kick 2011-08-24 07:31

This is true, he's lost 4 in a row already. He's lucky he fills in the niche that the UFC is looking for or else he'd of been cut already.

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+9 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-08-24 07:42

By years end hes going to be a gatekeeper in Strikeforce if he doesnt change it up. I wouldnt be surprised if Bellator gave him a big payday either.

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+10 # Guest 2011-08-24 08:13

Well at least he has a job as a security guard to fall back on if he retires.

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+8 # Lefthea D. Kick 2011-08-24 08:16

Agreed, I think he may end up like Kieth Jardine at this rate.

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+7 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-08-24 09:07

Actually Shark fights might be a better option. Hes been saying "its just not fun anymore"

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+6 # Lefthea D. Kick 2011-08-24 11:22

At least he'll get along with Don Frye.

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+5 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-08-24 12:32

Maybe Don can give him a talk and coach him up. That Morgan Andrew guy is tough though...remind s me of Crazy Horse

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+16 # Whos OmarPaulHarris 2011-08-24 06:40

Dear Zeus,

I'm not sure if you got my first letter, but here goes again. Please make a collection of all the lessons in street mma for easy viewing. Pretty please.

Signed,
The people

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+6 # Guest 2011-08-24 07:06

Man Strikeforce really must not be paying Tyron Woodley very much if he still has to work as a security guard.

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+6 # Guest 2011-08-24 08:14

I thought this was Gerald Harris taking a warm-up fight before Dream 17?

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+4 # WiseUp 2011-08-24 14:06

If it was Tyrone Woodley, he would have nailed the double-leg and we wouldn't have seen any punches.

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+14 # Guest 2011-08-24 07:15

UFC Personal Trainer... making d-bag security guys look kinda cool.

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+5 # Garrbanzzo 2011-08-24 07:28

He should have mixed in some leg kicks

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-6 # boloblack 2011-08-24 07:42

Damn.. For a minute there I thought "Witness: Tamika Johnson" was the same chick that had some guy "climbing in her window and raping everybody"

[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=y54yE Syq6Io[/youtube ]

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+4 # Guest 2011-08-24 08:02

that security guard was straight up gangster.

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+2 # Guest 2011-08-24 08:45

hate to say it, but the security guard will probably get disciplined or at least written up.

There was no need for the fight. Obviously the lady being harassed was already gone, the guard was trying to prove a point.

More importantly, the guard obviously did not see Machida/Shogun 1 else he would have known to throw round houses to the body to stop the guy from circling away

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0 # Guest 2011-08-24 08:53

Good combos by the guard, but he needs to attend some more classes to work on his accuracy !

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+3 # Guest 2011-08-24 10:25

The clinch was there, from there he could have finished the fight with punches or knees. The security obviously has had some training...and I give him props for that. I'm tired of seeing people fight who don't know how to fight in the streets..that was refreshing...so mewhat.

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+1 # Guest 2011-08-24 23:21

Quoting MMA athlete:

The clinch was there, from there he could have finished the fight with punches or knees. The security obviously has had some training...and I give him props for that. I'm tired of seeing people fight who don't know how to fight in the streets..that was refreshing...somewhat.

Definite props, and a fight is never gonna be pretty when your opponent is so sloppy...

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+3 # Guest 2011-08-24 11:17

Crazy monkey technique, he must be a fan of Rampage circa Pride.

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+5 # Guest 2011-08-24 12:42

Damn, Krazy Horse can't stay out of trouble

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-7 # Sambro 2011-08-24 12:50

We need more black on black beatings, til they all kill each other.

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+1 # Guest 2011-08-24 16:52

Brett Rogers?

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+3 # Guest 2011-08-24 18:53

"This is why Fedor lost..."

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0 # Guest 2011-08-25 04:45

This is proof that a simple bit of kickboxing training can enable you to stand in the hole and punch a retarded blackman without getting hurt.

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+1 # Guest 2011-08-25 09:35

This reminded me of houston alexander vs kieth jardine.

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0 # American_Rebel 2011-08-25 13:29

i dont understand how the crazy horse look-a-like said he kicked the other guys ass? one of those shots musta knocked him into a dyslexic world where the loser wins and the winner loses

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0 # Guest 2011-09-07 04:19

It's a lesson to be learned, never to underestimate guards..

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