I could watch cars get towed for hours with a giddy satisfaction that no other form of entertainment can provide. Whoever thought to combine repossession companies and camera crews deserves a $100 gift card to Applebee’s and a date with Thandie Newton. For humanities sake, I hope nobody actually takes Thandie Newton to Applebee’s. She’s the kind of girl you take to Red Lobster or P.F. Chang’s. Or if you’re like me, you’ll see if she’s ‘hood’ enough to eat tacos off a truck on a first date. That pretty much tells me if a woman is ‘girlfriend material’ without having to deal with the mandatory 18% gratuity. Regardless of where you take your lady to dinner, being behind on your car note can kill your social life. You can hand over the keys to your bank’s repossessor or hope your MMA skills are good enough to take out a tow truck driver twice your size like this dude from last night’s episode of South Beach Tow.

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-10 # josephreese 2011-08-25 08:40

I didn't really expect him to fuck them up that easily, especially when he got picked up. I thought he was bout to get pancaked on the road.

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0 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-08-25 14:22

Not fake, just Manny Reyes Jrs camp

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+62 # ispitzhotfire 2011-08-25 08:42

I think that was set up. These shows do this kind of shit all the time.

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+6 # LayzieTheSavage 2011-08-25 13:52

Fake as fuck.

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+5 # Fedor the King 2011-08-25 16:51

Gee u think?

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0 # powers 2011-08-25 22:07

they would have pressed all kinds of assault & battery charges.

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+1 # MMAsRonJeremy 2011-08-26 10:57

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+19 # Guest 2011-08-25 08:42

The camera angles completely ruined that fight.

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+42 # Guest 2011-08-25 08:59

it was exceptionally fake

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+28 # Guest 2011-08-25 09:16

Faker than Ava Devine's old tits.

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+10 # Guest 2011-08-25 09:53

I'd love to climb up that ol' grandma's bumhole.

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+6 # juice lee 2011-08-25 10:55

I still love her fake funbags tho

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0 # Guest 2011-08-25 22:01

The tits are brand new, the engine is a different story though.

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+1 # LayzieTheSavage 2011-08-25 13:53

They edit it like that to cover up the botches in this scripted bullshit.

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-15 # Guest 2011-08-25 08:43

why tow guys don't carry tazers i'll never know.

That was for a show? Wonder if they'll pressed charges later.

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+11 # bosswell 2011-08-25 10:33

You're allowed to press charges for fake knees?

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+28 # TDM 2011-08-25 08:46

All those shows are extremely fake and annoying.

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+25 # Guest 2011-08-25 08:47

Lame fake show

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+16 # Guest 2011-08-25 08:47

This is fake

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+17 # Tha Premiere 2011-08-25 08:50

Fakeeeeeee

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+15 # boo 2011-08-25 08:50

more like NotTRU Tv.

m i rite?

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+13 # Guest 2011-08-25 08:52

fake fake all these shows are fake fake fake america is fake fake fake

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-1 # StGutFree 2011-08-25 10:54

I assure you America is a very real place.

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+19 # Guest 2011-08-25 08:57

Ugh....EVERYONE with a brain knows this shit is scripted. Street MMA columns should be about legit fights.

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+2 # juice lee 2011-08-25 11:01

Quoting Bobbert:

Street MMA columns should be about legit fights.

...but then it wouldn't be STREET MMA

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+16 # Guest 2011-08-25 09:00

He just happened to be shirtless and wearing MMA shorts? Was this outside his gym?

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+8 # Guest 2011-08-25 11:30

I walk around like that...

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0 # Guest 2012-04-14 18:15

He was supposedly outside his yoga studio. If this was real, I'd either has the butthead arrested or turned him into gator food.

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+7 # Jerm 2011-08-25 09:01

so fake, this is no lesson in street mma

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+2 # Judoon 2011-08-25 09:04

You keep what you kill

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+1 # 23Xtreme 2011-08-25 09:09

aww, i wanted the fat boy to win :(

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+7 # Guest 2011-08-25 09:12

So incredibly obviously staged.

No face strikes, camera cuts, shaky cam with bad angles.

Fake.

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+6 # Guest 2011-08-25 09:46

Do people actually still think that TruTv isn't scripted?

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+4 # Cheebo 2011-08-25 09:48

One word: Americans.

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+8 # bosswell 2011-08-25 10:35

Hey, come on, now, Only like 60% of us are retarded.

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+5 # Sidecheckkick 2011-08-25 10:09

i have a feeling some real mma fighters should kick that guys ass for making mma bad on tv. even reffering to himself as "cage fighter". Next he will steal a bag from a grandma or what?

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+5 # Sidecheckkick 2011-08-25 10:11

Even though fake, the "Beat up? me?! it aint happening like that" was funny. esp right after someone just kicked your ass.

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-7 # Sidecheckkick 2011-08-25 10:13

And he stole my "namaste" i used to love to do this shit before a fight. i added motherfuckers to it however. ok only namaste motherfuckers is copyrighted.

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0 # StGutFree 2011-08-25 10:36

Your story is as fake as that fight lol

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0 # Sidecheckkick 2011-08-25 13:40

yeah ok you got me its fake. alright. 90ties in russia were very fake. shit like with rasul happened on daily basis but other then that everything was fake.
During ninties every single russian was gangster but other then that everything was fake. Africans were robbed by white russian kids on my block but everything was fake. I get it cause u live in a quiet suburban american neighborhood so does everybody else. if otherwise they fake.
Back then only few regulars had guns so there were a lot streetfights, but that was all fake.
i had a fuckin small axe in my backpack in case of emergency( i never used it) when i went to school it was a fake one.
God and its only russia w8 till i tell you my stories from afghanistan. They even more fake.

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0 # StGutFree 2011-08-26 04:24

It's the "namaste" part that sounds fake. Do you even know what namaste means? It means hello, its a greeting. So I was hoping for your benefit the story was fake because if you actually said "namaste motherfuckers" in public everyone in earshot probably became very embarrassed for you.

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0 # Sidecheckkick 2011-08-26 09:58

to be exact it means the god in me greets the god in you, its a hindu thing but buddhist can use it too. in a sense its a "peace homie" thats why its funny if you say it while punching someone.
i did it when i became buddhist,im really sad you dont believe me your approvement means a lot to me unknown american [censored].

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0 # Guest 2011-08-25 11:16

i liked it.

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-2 # chiggs 2011-08-25 11:26

Haha bout fucking time someone did something to that effect. Shows like that an the Repogames or whatever the fuck its called, are retarded and despicable tbh. Does nothing but showcase the demeaning of people, how the fuck they're even able to film some of the shit they do. Scripted or not, shows are garbage imo..nothing like preying on the misfortune of others...next up full on Death Race 2000's and Surviving the Games Yo! Only in America!!

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+2 # Guest 2011-08-25 11:26

Why are you posting fake fights you fucking wankers?

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+3 # GreasyCarni 2011-08-25 11:43

Everyone of these shows is fake and scripted. This isn't news, let alone MMA news...

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+5 # Lefthea D. Kick 2011-08-25 12:17

Guy must be a black belt at UFC.

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+5 # chiggs 2011-08-25 13:27

Quoting Lefthea D. Kick:

Guy must be a black belt at UFC.

Definitely trains teh UFC, no doubt..

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+3 # Cheebo 2011-08-25 14:32

Tranes*

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+1 # Guest 2011-08-25 12:59

That show is scripted and fake, sorry bros

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+1 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-08-25 13:33

meh

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+1 # Guest 2011-08-25 15:17

Hey, waitaminute... I thought those guys were big, tough repo men... I guess they're only tough when the person won't beat the fuck out of them.

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-2 # GrimsGrind 2011-08-25 16:58

IT AINT HAPPENIN LIKE THAT YO, IT AIN'T HAPPENIN LIKE THAT.....Ya.... Looks like it is happening like that. haha
MMA: 1
Tow Company Reality TV Show: 0.

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+3 # Harrison101 2011-08-25 17:07

This is the TNA Wrestling of Street MMA "Fights".

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0 # Guest 2011-08-25 17:46

If it isn't fake they would have agreed not to press charges if he allowed them to use the footage. Either way it's bullshit.

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0 # Guest 2011-08-25 19:02

corniest fakest shit on zee planet

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0 # Guest 2011-08-26 06:13

This is fucking fake, you retard. Jesus, you goobers can't tell real from fake any more. It's pathetic. Kill yourself.

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0 # Guest 2011-08-26 12:46

That was more fake than an episode of Jersey Shore

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