'Espionage and cotton gauze' is a name of a book I would write if some publisher wanted me to write it. Otherwise, I would just spend my idle time playing Halo and watching re-runs of 'Gummi Bears' on my computer. Gummi Bears is an interesting show for the simple fact that an entire civilization of beings were fueled by 'Gummi Berry Juice,' a secret beverage that enables you to bend the fabric of time and space. While that may seem interesting, it pales in comparision to Rampage Jackson's accusation that Jon Jones is sending spies into his camp.

Rampage claims that prior to UFC 114, someone tipped off Rashad Evans that he injured his knee, enabling Evans to solely focus on punching Jackson's knee, something he's never seen before in a fight. To test his camp's loyalty, Rampage Jackson faked a hand injury last week and mentioned it inside his training facility. Apparently four hours later, his manager received a phone call from Joe Silva asking him about his hand injury. Here's an excerpt from a Kevin Iole Yahoo! Skype interview today.

“One of my friends was talking to Jon Jones’ manager recently, and Jon Jones’ manager was saying that he knows everything that is going on in our camp. He said he had spies in our camp and he knew everything that was going on. That got me thinking.

“How did he know about my hand injury that fast? It wasn’t on the Internet, and yet he knew about my hand injury right away. The UFC people were in Brazil, which is why it probably took them four hours to call me. That shows me two things: They have spies in my camp, one, and two, they’re dumb as hell, because they didn’t know how to use the information correctly and to wait. He called right away, running to Joe Silva. Joe Silva called my manager right away.”

“I don’t care what Jon Jones is doing, and I don’t care what his game plan is. I have zero care. I still have the honor of a fighter and going into battle the right way, not spying on my opponent. I’m not scared about my opponent, asking a lot of questions or worrying about what he’s doing. I don’t even watch film.”

Rampage also claims that people on Twitter have been tipping him off to people spying within his camp. Unfortunately this article doesn't come with a complimentary tin hat to keep the radio antennas from spying into your brain. [Source]

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+8 # Guest 2011-08-29 21:59

Gummi Bears and Duck Tales were the shiznit!

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+7 # Guest 2011-08-29 22:06

Don't forget Tale Spin

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+12 # BigEyeGuy 2011-08-29 22:04

Jones is just the guy that will do this kind of shit.
I liked Jones, but did 1 + 1 * PI before the Shogun fight and his true personality revealed itself.
As much as i would like to see him lose or at least put on his back, i can't see that happening with such an old school guy like Rampage.

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+1 # Sidecheckkick 2011-08-30 14:45

all Rampage needs is 1 hook, against anyone, yeah hes oldschool yeah hes not a very amazing technician, but guys like Rampage are always dangerous, beyond what ppl like to call "strikers chance" dangerous.

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0 # BigEyeGuy 2011-08-30 18:10

That's what im hoping for, that slight chance...

Not gonna happen if he lets Jones get comfortable, he needs to rush that fucker.

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+27 # Smashida 2011-08-29 22:13

Jon Jones went from "righteous dude" to "absolute creep" in 2 seconds flat. winning the belt clearly went to his head.

Jon Jones, you're a creep and I hope you keep thinking highly of yourself because when you lose you will likely lose your mind.

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+6 # Jerm 2011-08-29 22:20

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-6 # powers 2011-08-29 22:25

Rampage is actually correct.
"They’re dumb as hell, because they didn’t know how to use the information correctly and to wait."
That is an intelligent statement. Capitalize on the information you have and use it to your advantage.

"I have zero care"
Some one teach rampage the phrase "I give zero fucks"

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+3 # Fizzy 2011-08-29 23:06

maybe it's spies for rashad who was hoping to usurp rampage's title.shot by telling the ufc brass asap that rampage is hurt...after all it sounds like rashad benefited from the last spying re the attacking rampage's leg in the article...we're through the looking glass here people

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+45 # MMAsRonJeremy 2011-08-30 00:02

Snitching on the street corners, jacking Rashad's wardrobes, and now spying on Rampage.... What HO MOVE will Jones pull next???

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+7 # Sambro 2011-08-30 09:15

I'm calling it now> Jones is gonna howl like a wolf.

And he's going to spend a lot of money adding stuff to his car to make it look even gayer.

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+6 # Lefthea D. Kick 2011-08-30 09:39

That jive turkey must be stop, we neeed to get Black Dynamite on the case.

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2011-08-30 20:39

There's gon' be some BLACK ON BLACK CRIME!!!

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+7 # Guest 2011-08-30 01:16

If that is true that is really saddening

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+23 # Guest 2011-08-30 01:22

Jon Jones is a self confessed rat and apparent swagger jacker to boot so this sounds just about right

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+14 # Guest 2011-08-30 02:37

Rampage is on the verge of another breakdown. Somebody hide his bible and nobody sell him any red bull.

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-4 # freakintony 2011-08-30 02:40

love how many people instantly believe this. manager could easily be using sarcasm.

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-2 # Guest 2011-08-30 05:00

Rampage should be more concerned with learning things like- "lateral movement" and "mixing it up"

otherwise he's going to be doing a lot of "getting punched in the face" and getting tossed on the mat"



1-dimensional, flat footed, "show me the money" movie-star Rampage has nothing to offer in this fight. Ever since he forgot how to wrassle he hasn't been the same, it ain't 2007 anymore, this isn't going to be a close fight.

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+2 # Sambro 2011-08-30 10:49

Rashad said it best, "Rampage moves like Frankenstein."

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+1 # Guest 2011-08-30 13:47

I think the Hammill fight shows that he definitely did not forget how to wrestle, he didn't get taken down once. And his footwork is pretty good too

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+10 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-08-30 05:21

Jesus does not approve

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-9 # fellah 2011-08-30 05:27

what is up with the joneshate ? there is absolutely no proof on this what so ever but since Rampage said so it s true? haha jackoffs

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+8 # Guest 2011-08-30 13:48

I THINK WE FOUND THE SPY, PEOPLE!

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+9 # Guest 2011-08-30 06:14

rampage needs to remove his hands away from his black balls, get his cocked hand working again, wrestle and don't get timid

Anyone who saw him against Hamill know's how pathetically nervous he was... I mean the supposed legendary Rampage Jackson couldn't put the snail-like Hamill out, but Alexander Gustafsson could retire him just in 2 rds.

However Page seems pretty militant, Black Panther style and just like them lets hope his fist gets raised.

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0 # Lefthea D. Kick 2011-08-30 09:42

Right on, brother.

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+1 # Guest 2011-08-30 17:01

Jones is a snitch, he once said he would call the police if he saw someone smoking weed......reall y dude really. I can't like anyone who hates MaryJane that much. Dudes got issues.

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2011-08-30 20:42

Even the cops would tell him to quit being a snitch. Cops don't give two fux about weed anymore (unless it's like... kilotons).

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0 # Sambro 2011-08-31 11:11

If Nog can KO Swab in the first round, then Rampage is going to sub Jones in the first round.

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0 # Guest 2011-09-01 01:59

if rampage is going to sub jones in the first round, SST is a straight man.

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