In a long enough time span, all scenarios have a 100% probability of occurring within our universe. When every star in our solar system extinguishes itself and the rest of the universe reaches a perfect equilibrium, humanity really doesn't have much to look forward to. We won't even be here, nor will the planets that we inhabit. Reality will be cold, dark and devoid of -- everything. Well, at least for a few thousand trillion years. Now according to astrophysicists, small 'quantum blips' will occur in the universe which will result in the creation of atoms from nothingness. As we go down our timeline of infinity, other small items will literally appear from thin air including molecules and eventually entire objects like desk chairs, Tootsie Roll wrappers, sea shells and maybe even Abraham Lincoln's top hat. Now wrap your mind around the infinite and shoot at some point in time -- like 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years from now and entire planets will sporadically appear, multiply that really long number by another really long number and even entire solar systems will manifest, including our own. Now imagine all of this occurring in a parallel universe in a huge ocean of seemingly infinite parallel universes. What if Big Nog and Lyoto Machida crossed some quantum barrier, took a peek into the potential of these universes and managed to finish the outcome of their respective fighters with this newly acquired knowledge? Did both fighters merge into one 'ubermensch' and it was expressed in two separate intervals of our timeline?

Check out this .gif of Big Nog knocking out Brendan Schaub at UFC 134 and then clip of Lyoto Machida defeating Rashad Evans at UFC 98 and you decide. Props to Grappo for the find.

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-30 # Sidecheckkick 2011-08-30 14:52

omg its nothing its just hookspamming i do it all the time if i rocked some1 in ea mma :)

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-27 # Sidecheckkick 2011-08-30 15:16

I honestly dont see it, esp because Rashad and Schaub reacted differently and fell in different directions.

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-5 # Sambro 2011-08-30 17:44

You have to watch it stoned (Grappo is a known pothead).

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+10 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-08-30 17:54

ever watch mma ... ..on WEED

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-12 # Sambro 2011-08-30 21:22

I stopped smoking pot a long time ago (before I got into MMA).

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-7 # Sidecheckkick 2011-08-31 06:29

even on weed nog is MORE ACCURATE (WTF?) than Machida with his punches no slips just plain boom stick in ur face. sorry each time i watch i see more and more major differences, but you clearly cant understand it cause u dont trane ufc, u all just fans, i trane ufc daily since 5.

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+19 # Guest 2011-08-30 17:48

what are you stupid or something?


Schaub falls forward... because he's white... duh...


Black guys rock the slide into first base look, 'cause it looks cool.

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+14 # Guest 2011-08-30 18:07

White guys.... White guys fall like this!
And black guys.... Black guys fall like this!

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-9 # Sidecheckkick 2011-08-31 06:22

You are the one who is stupid its clearly, as they fall they no longer can be discriminated as black and white, they both can be described as inanimate objects without any will/swag, being that black or white, note that both had been done in by brown type: mixed>everything.

other then that this whole thing reminds me of this, i dont know if you guys who been raised by nazi disney have heard of that its a good story.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Emperor%27s_New_Clothes

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+4 # Sidecheckkick 2011-08-31 06:26

and Dude listen dude, this alone disrupts any futile attemt you can make to make black ppl look cool, not this time bro, u have fuckin Wu-Tang it should be enough swag for all black ppl, but this u cant say it looks cool:

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-3 # Guest 2011-08-31 07:26

Dude stop diggin, no-one cares... it's a cool article

WAR NOGCHIDA & BLACK HOUSE!!

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+2 # Harrison101 2011-08-31 15:00

DO THE STANKY LEG!

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+17 # Guest 2011-08-30 14:53

I can feel the fabric of the universe unravelling as I watch this. My head is gonna do a Scanners

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+14 # greatjake 2011-08-30 17:54

Quoting Pat:

I can feel the fabric of the universe unravelling as I watch this. My head is gonna do a Scanners

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-1 # Guest 2011-08-31 04:55

never gets old

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+18 # Cheebo 2011-08-30 14:55

Someone ring Matt Horwich, only he holds the answers to the conundrum that this space-time anomaly proposes.

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+8 # Guest 2011-08-30 15:09

he'll go off for hours about the magic of the beautiful multiverse probably.

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-2 # MMAsRonJeremy 2011-08-30 15:19

Oh my fucking GAWD!

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-7 # Guest 2011-08-30 15:53

Nog 8 punches
Machidaa 7 punches
:)

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+3 # Guest 2011-08-30 21:51

counting punches that actually land its nog 6 machida 6 :)

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+3 # boom roasted 2011-08-31 06:46

Machida is already about 40 punches in.

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+22 # Guest 2011-08-30 16:38

You know your a hardcore MMA fan when you notice something like this.

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+7 # Guest 2011-08-31 01:56

haha very true. Two of my favorite fighters, and two of the most satisfying KO's I've seen in MMA. It's freaky that they're so similar.

Thanks for the props.

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+3 # Combo_Breaker 2011-08-30 16:55

I've got to let you know Zeus, this is one of the most aesthetically pleasing articles on m.e. great job.

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-3 # chiggs 2011-08-30 18:33

Morphed together like that an almost looks like Shogun lol, or is it just me, put some scruff on the other side to match, an viola, Shogun Rua ladies n Gents.

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+8 # Guest 2011-08-30 20:00

Wow, first it's blackhouse front kicks, and now blackhouse 7 hit combos? What's up with the (almost) identical finishes coming out of this camp? Maybe it's that Acai berry juice their sponsors are giving them...



I'm buying some of that shit tomorrow, for real.

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+7 # Guest 2011-08-31 04:56

Maybe Machida's got them all drinking piss

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+9 # Lefthea D. Kick 2011-08-30 20:02

I raise a warm glass of piss to this.

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+2 # gardeninja 2011-08-30 20:48

It's the front crawl swimming punch that caused a glitch in the matrix.

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0 # gomer316 2011-08-31 00:06

Little did they know, they had just entered the Twilight Zone.

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+4 # Guest 2011-08-31 01:42

its actually a combo the blackhouse guys practice. Nog was talking about how JDS and dorea(his boxing coach) told him to use it before the fight and were screaming at him to "do it now" when he backed shaub into the fence near his(Nog's) corner during the fight....

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-18 # Guest 2011-08-31 04:41

Well, there you have it folks. Another stellar article from middleeasy.

Seriously, as long as articles like this are bandied about, MMA journalism will remain shit.

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+16 # Zeus 2011-08-31 06:43

Quoting Punchsport Pagoda:

Well, there you have it folks. Another stellar article from middleeasy.

Seriously, as long as articles like this are bandied about, MMA journalism will remain shit.

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+2 # gardeninja 2011-08-31 09:54

Quoting Punchsport Pagoda:

Well, there you have it folks. Another stellar article from middleeasy.

Seriously, as long as articles like this are bandied about, MMA journalism will remain shit.

Mark Pavelich is that you?

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+2 # Guest 2011-08-31 05:45

machida took rashad's soul

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+2 # Guest 2011-08-31 06:25

I could watch this all day hahahhahha

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0 # Guest 2011-08-31 06:50

Is it bad that I knew what you were talking about? I read too much Hawking shit..

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+4 # Guest 2011-08-31 12:52

Not only do the knockouts look the same, they come against (former) team grudge members. Oh Yeah!

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