I'm pretty sure that by the time the second prelim hits, I will be entirely too drunk to publish articles on MiddleEasy. Instead, I'm going have a 'Live Tweet/Twat Show' entirely on MiddleEasy.com. If you don't have Twitter, don't worry. You can check out our live tweets (twats?) from UFC 103 right here. If you want to participate, just sign up for Twitter and add MiddleEasy. Alright, guys...I'm off. If you see me in a bar at the American Airlines Arena elbow deep in a cosmopolitian, tape me on my shoulder and tell me to drunk dial my ex-girlfriend.
Below is the complete Tweet (Twat?) show from UFC 103.
@ Alright, everyone. MiddleEasy's Live Tweet/Twat show starts right now...and I'm already late.
@ I'm not even close to the arena and I just saw a dog jump another dog
@mmahotstuff @ dallas is crazy town LOL
@ Walking in Dallas is like being a pedestrian in Grand Theft Auto 4
@ that's wild
@mmahotstuff @ my parents live in dallas so i can mock it. it's scary stuff. if you ever watch first 48 (tv show) it's always in Dallas.
@ The reason I missed the weigh-ins
@ @ Always.
@ @ Yeaah!
@maik3r @ good reason, don't think they wouldve let you in barefoot
@ The line...
@ Craaaazy seats!
@ Joe Rogan rocking the Joe Rogan look
@ Everyone geeking out at Rogan
@ Dos Anos fight about to pop off
@ Whatever pop off means
@ Emerson is punching himself in the face in the walk-in to build up his immune system to overhand rights
@ Jenna Jameson just walked in...with Tito
@ Really hot chick with them too
@ Tito just got up, waved his hands up and the entire place erupted
@ The only time I've seen Jenna was on my college laptop, she looks incredibly hot sitting down too
@ Oh...and Dos Anos won
@ Matyeshenko went the wrong way in his walk to the cage. He just turned around. Rawesome.
@MMAAdvertising @ That is pretty Rawesome. I think The Janitor is gonna clean house tonight, big KO! We'll wait and see!
@ Big fan of The Janitor.
@ @ he got rocked but he recovered with a side mount
@ Janitor is putting up a great fight
@ Hershel Walker in the crowd! Yes!
@ Janitor won a ID. Eliot coming in the cage now
@ ID means UD in semi-drunk Iphone predictive text
@ Watching the guy that beat our dude, Damarques, in TUF last season is bitter sweet
@ If Tracy Lee wants to make-out with me at the after party, I'm not going to be able to stop her this time.
@maggiehendricks @ Ha! RT @: If Tracy Lee wants to make-out with me at the after party, I'm not going to be able to stop her this time.
@ Marshall won, everyone is booing and Joe Rogan is dancing while everyone is taking pics of him.
@missmma09 @ Why is everyone booing?
@ @ Its Texas that's why. They shot JFK.
@ Dude is rocking the Paulo Filho tribute cut-off.
@ Missed the most exciting fight so far because I had to get one of these. Damn.
@FightPromo @ totally worth it tho
@ Natasha just gave me a high 5 on my right hand. She knows I exist. That's step one...
@ Here's your boy...
@ is rocking more bling than Ghostface Killah
@ The Voice en la casa! My spanish shout out of the night
@JOHANYUSOF85 @ and @, have fun at UFC 103 tonight! :D :D :D
@ I'm a feminist at heart but...wow.
@ To all those watching the prelims, it's not a live feed
@GreasyCarni @ yea u can tell, they are skipping the entrances and everything
@ Everyone is so amped up here. I wouldn't be surprised if a riot broke out.
@missmma09 @ How good are your seats? I've only been to one event so far but will def go to more in the future :)
@ @ They were floor!
@ Hermes looks like he scalped my next door neighbor and did a hair transplant
@jbpwny @ what's the deal with the hair?
@ @ it was magic hair
@ Hieron in Griffin's corner!
@ Ok, this is UFC103's crowd attendance, anyone have a pic of Marquez/Mayweather?
@ My Twitter buddy @ is stepping up. Nervous. Definitely nervous.
@ Trigg looks focused in his corner
@ Looked too early to everyone here
@ Hieron in Kampmann's corner! Dude is like the MMA Where's Waldo
@MMAvalor @ LoL that would be a fun game. Where's Jay!
@ @ I think he's coming to the after party. If he is, I'll ask him about his favorite movies again
@ Wow HUGE Upset . Everyone is booing but it's Texas. They're stuck in 1964.
@ Dean Lister!
@emmavsmma @ You havin' fun, man? Gonna head to any after parties? Remember: we want pictures!
@ Tonight, one of my heroes just died. Not the hero, just the mystique.
@MMAAdvertising @ I don't think your the only one, I'm not a huge Mirko fan but I know the feeling.
@ @ Bummer.
@andychildress @ mine died with Liddel. On the fence with Randy
@ @ It's tough.
@ Judging by the fashion here, Tom Atencio has NOTHING to worry about
@ @ Phone died when I was taking a pic with Dana. In the hallway reviving it. Bummer.
@emmavsmma @ Did he know your site?
@ @ He remembered the card from UFC 101. Not the site so that's close. I gave him another.
@ @ Most important thing about tonight was the three wins by three ex-Affliction fighters. Think about that.
@ @ let that marinate in your MMA saucepan.
@SI_JoshGross @ There's no such thing as an Affliction fighter. Or Pride fighter. Or UFC fighter. Or Strikeforce fighter. They're just fighters.
@ Here's the line to the after party. I'm on the guest list but the list is 'closed'. Damn.
@ Matyeshenko's after party is at a 24/7 BBQ place.
@ That's it for tonight. I will now edit all this down, post it on the site and make it appear funnier than it actually was.