Sometimes Street MMA happens in restaurants other than Denny's. Shocking, I know. As loyal as we are to that fine chain, when a serious Street MMA match goes down we just have to share it with you guys. That's what we do. For the first time in Street MMA history, we present a McDonald's Match. McDonald's Matches are slightly different in the sense that booths will have to be fought under, and the fans that attend a McDonald's Match are fickle. They prefer a stand up fight, and have no use for grappling. Case and point, the dude reading the newspaper calmly as the fight goes on around him.

We join the match in progress as one competitor looks to have his foe in an inverted triangle underneath one of the restaurant's booths. Eventually, the dude in the dark clothes tries to apply a chicken wing to no avail. Somehow plaid shirt makes his way out of the submissions and works into a full mount to lay down some serious ground and pound. After that all hell breaks loose.

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+25 # Guest 2012-01-08 11:51

the guy with the newspaper and coffee was enjoying his first row seat

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+22 # Sambro 2012-01-08 12:11

He was gonna break out some GNP if they spilled his coffee.

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+2 # Guest 2012-01-08 12:46

for a old white dude to be that calm around a bunch of black kids getting loud and rowdy you know he had to have been holding a piece on his jackets just praying for one of them to fuck up his day.

Chitty chitty bang bang

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+29 # juice lee 2012-01-08 12:56

he was scoring the fight, there was a judges scorecard under that newspaper

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+22 # 40ouncetofreedom 2012-01-08 11:53

I wish i could get that 3:15 of my life back.

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+7 # Guest 2012-01-08 11:55

I love how he gently puts his glasses into a little carrier. all calm hahaha

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+5 # Guest 2012-01-08 12:03

dapping someone up mid fight has to be some of the funniest shit ive seen

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+6 # Guest 2012-01-08 12:06

lol @ 1:50 When the guy, burried under the fat chick, reaches up for a rape choke.

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+43 # Guest 2012-01-08 12:09

I hate to make this a racial thing but...white people love coffee.

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0 # Sambro 2012-01-09 07:18

and blacks like their fat white girls

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-1 # SwitchKicktoDaHead 2012-01-08 12:23

Lot of noise, bad technique

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+10 # Fedor the King 2012-01-08 12:49

I paused skyrim to watch this shit!

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-5 # StGutFree 2012-01-08 17:34

dork

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+4 # iamphoenix 2012-01-08 13:00

by all hell breaking loose, you mean nothing happened even more. And by serious ground and pound you mean one or two lazy punches.
I am disappoint.

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+2 # ArmyOfFedors 2012-01-08 13:17

STATIC NIGGA!!!!

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0 # ArmyOfFedors 2012-01-08 13:22

His lady friend was a purple belt under Renzo Gracie and the dude was a white belt under David Lang.

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+1 # Sambro 2012-01-08 17:45

*crickets

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+2 # Guest 2012-01-08 13:32

She went to get her hooks in, couldn't get them though. This reminds me of Mo's fight last night. Everybody wanted it stopped but the ref didn't see it that way.

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0 # Guest 2012-01-08 13:55

i only watch fights from worldstar if its on this website but this time i was disapointed

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+9 # Guest 2012-01-08 14:19

Such a shame to see Paul Daley scrapping in a Maccy D's. He must really regret that sucker punch.

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0 # Guest 2012-01-08 14:22

***insert whiney post because i didnt see someone get brutally ko'd or injured here*** ....nothin wrong with a lil comedy video to watch!

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+4 # Guest 2012-01-08 14:23

I believe this is what Charlie Murphy would call "mad [censored]ish". ..

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+11 # Guest 2012-01-08 14:38

White people: just act like it isn't happening. Leopard can't change it's spots.

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+1 # Guest 2012-01-08 16:29

Future of America ladies and gentlemen

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+1 # Guest 2012-01-08 16:39

that chick is a ryder..i want one of them .lol

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+10 # KingGhidorah 2012-01-08 16:49

C'mon MiddleEasy. Wtf was that? It wasn't even a fight.

Just a bunch of rowdy uncivilized blacks doing stupid shit at a McDonalds... And an old white guy nonchalantly drinking coffee.

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+3 # Guest 2012-01-08 17:19

laughing at this comment is exactly why i laughed at the vid

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+3 # Guest 2012-01-08 17:52

Drop out of high school & you too could become a McDonalds referee too.

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+2 # Guest 2012-01-08 18:00

i would drop that bitch

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0 # Guest 2012-01-08 18:54

yes someone please drop that whale

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+2 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-01-08 18:38

Leg locks were there all day :/

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