UFC Rio is only days away, and if my passport didn’t expire sometime last year, I’d probably be on a beach with Ricardo Arjona teach me how to surf.  Instead of trying to assemble this area heater from K-Mart and hoping the mailman sends this month’s electrical bill to someone else in my apartment building.  Even if I was fortunate enough to have Chael Sonnen come to my middle school as a motivational speaker, I’d probably still live in a freezing cold apartment in Hells Kitchen.  I’m not sure who this Flo Wrestling ‘Intensity’ speech is geared towards, but I hope they make the most of it and grow up to own warm apartments.

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0 # synthsis 2012-01-11 16:57

Uncle Chael would make a great Evangelical Preacher.

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+5 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-01-11 16:59

So that's why he was talking about A. Silva's wife...

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+6 # StGutFree 2012-01-11 17:08

Or you can be like Andy.....Cover you mouth and stay in your chair.

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+28 # josephreese 2012-01-11 17:15

I literally stop everything I'm doing and immediately watch whenever a new Chael Sonnen video comes out.

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-7 # StGutFree 2012-01-11 17:35

Here here!

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-23 # Guest 2012-01-11 17:19

I hate Cheal Sonnen, he's rascist and ignorant and I'm not a Silva fan either, I prefer Fedor and Overeem.

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-16 # Guest 2012-01-11 17:45

me too.i hate silva but fuck sonnen man.hi is the most stupid person i ve seen in fact he thinks himself smart.idiot.

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+1 # WiseUp 2012-01-11 18:06

Hi is not.

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+2 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-01-12 00:10

And he molests people with is hands inside the Octagon. By molest I mean he makes grown men look like little boys with is beat-downs.

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+6 # Guest 2012-01-12 09:57

He's racist? You should tell his (prior?) Asian girlfriend, of the black guy in his corner when he fought Stann....

Oh wait, that would be too logical and would require making use of facts rather than hear-say & band-wagon jumping.

The Internet wins when you're allowed near a computer!

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+9 # Guest 2012-01-11 17:53

If might take some ppl years (AS) to realize the genius that is Chael Sonnen.

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0 # Guest 2012-01-13 13:14

So how much more genius is a man capable to landing the perfect triangle on this genius? Case closed.

kinda agree with the intensity speech though. hardy genius but true.

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-5 # Guest 2012-01-11 17:53

And now uncle Chael is not only trolling mms fans, but children as well, and for that I love him

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+12 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-01-11 17:57

Well I don't think I'd call this trolling so much as solid advice.

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0 # Guest 2012-01-11 18:18

Quoting Lefthea D. Kick:

Well I don't think I'd call this trolling so much as solid advice.

ya you're right, i was just referring to the stabbing and shooting part haha

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+3 # YouDunGoofed 2012-01-11 17:59

No money laundering tips?

I'm disappointed.

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+8 # WiseUp 2012-01-11 18:08

I called that number, expecting more sage advice.

Unfortunately, no one answered.

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0 # Guest 2012-01-11 20:44

they answered me but that was 2 years ago. chael actually left a voicemail on my phone

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-1 # StGutFree 2012-01-12 05:37

lies

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+2 # Guest 2012-01-12 07:43

I believe it...he actually used to answer calls and texts. I talked to him right after the Brock/Cain fight and he had me walk him through the fight. Unfortunately I think he's finally had enough of the calls/texts and changed his number.

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0 # Guest 2012-01-11 20:16

Never thought I would agree with Sonnen. And this time I couldn't agree more.

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+2 # Guest 2012-01-11 21:21

ye kids match intensity just like chael did when he was in the car with wanderlei.

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+6 # Left Leg Disneyland 2012-01-11 23:56

You've gotta understand what the other guy is saying first.

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0 # Guest 2012-01-11 23:06

best advice ever!!!

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+1 # Guest 2012-01-12 00:38

Spell and grammar check required here bauzen.

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0 # Patrick 2012-01-12 01:20

If I ever get a son, I'm gonna name him Chael.

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0 # Guest 2012-01-13 13:16

hope you never do then. and don frye is a better name.

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+1 # StGutFree 2012-01-12 05:34

I hope everyone re-watched this, listening to CS first thing in the morning is something everyone should do.

better than coffee.

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-1 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-01-12 05:56

A space heater will cause a fire and it will burn bright like Chael Sonnen

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+4 # Guest 2012-01-12 07:47

I don't like Sonnen as a person but I think he's probably a solid coach and between that and his in your face persona the UFC really missed an opportunity by not having him coach TUF.

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+2 # Guest 2012-01-12 10:12

Is that Dennis Bermudez next to him? Maybe he should give the kids his "fufessional" speech.

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