Street MMA fighters don't always have time to prepare. Usually if they are lucky, all they have time for is a quick neck stretch and a knuckle crack before they head out into the arena to fight for their honor (or survival). Sometimes, a fighter gets nervous and needs to have a little liquid courage before his battle before the public. Ironically, chances are it's that liquid courage that caused the Street MMA match to get sanctioned in the first place. A self fulfilling Street MMA prophecy if you will.

Bottom line, don't get super drunk and fight. The only thing you should be drinking before combat is some water, maybe coconut water, and if you are a member of the Machida family a healthy glass of urine: not booze. If you absolutely have to get drunk and stumble into a sanctioned Street MMA match, talk to the commission and try to get matched up with an equally inebriated fighter; like these guys.

Props to KickYoNuts for the find.

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+14 # Guest 2012-01-17 10:48

Dat spinning back kick

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+54 # fighterie 2012-01-17 11:03

Forget the spinning back kick ,he slammed the dude so hard he shit a banana

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+14 # WiseUp 2012-01-17 12:27

I'm going to create a second account just so I can +1 this again.

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+8 # Guest 2012-01-17 12:57

You Sir won the Comment of the Year Award. Here is two internetz.

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+3 # Guest 2012-01-17 13:27

Seriously, wtf was that?

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+9 # Guest 2012-01-17 10:48

Damn, I was really hoping the two dogs at 0:23 would come and devour them.

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+7 # Guest 2012-01-17 10:51

was that a burrito in his pocket?

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+8 # Guest 2012-01-17 10:53

Can we get these guys on some Drostanolone? Too soon...?

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+14 # Guest 2012-01-17 11:06

I've never seen an osoto gari used as a finishing move.

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+9 # Ambo 2012-01-17 11:06

Damn Homeless Bruce Buffer kind of got served by the weirdo in the Marty McFly vest.

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+16 # Guest 2012-01-17 11:06

the transition from spinning back to double leg is under used nowadays

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+5 # Guest 2012-01-17 11:08

IPPON at the end

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+9 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-01-17 11:08

I could tell the vest was going to win when he busted out the crane style.

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+6 # WiseUp 2012-01-17 12:26

Play this video side-by-side with Couture/Machida.

The similarity is striking. Pun always intended.

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+2 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-01-17 12:32

Randy threw the least strikes compared to both

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+2 # synthsis 2012-01-17 11:25

That dude in the orange has better footwork than [insert fighter name here]

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+16 # Guest 2012-01-17 11:32

leonard garcia's sparring is crazy

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-2 # kaienshiba 2012-01-17 15:06

aw, i was going to make a joke about this reminding me of leonard garcia...

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+6 # Guest 2012-01-17 11:41

What a war,it was like Hendo shogun all over again.

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+8 # Guest 2012-01-17 11:52

More entertaining then Jake Shields!

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+1 # Guest 2012-01-17 11:53

best thing ever

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+4 # Guest 2012-01-17 12:06

Guy has some impressive takedowns, dat Judo!

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+17 # WiseUp 2012-01-17 12:24

Red vest gets the decision for aggression and parking lot control.

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+4 # Guest 2012-01-17 12:27

Have we just witnessed the first MMA drunken style?

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+8 # WiseUp 2012-01-17 12:29

You've never seen Krazy Horse before?

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+3 # Guest 2012-01-17 14:22

Some heated exchanges! Fitch would have caught a coma

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+6 # MikeTheGreat 2012-01-17 14:38

For a bumfight those guys have some solid guards, impressive discipline. Although homeless Vitor has to go easy with the back of the head punching, when will he learn.

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+2 # Guest 2012-01-17 14:45

haha right by a very famous bmx/skating/wha tever spot in barcalona called the big four i do believe

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+3 # Whos OmarPaulHarris 2012-01-17 15:15

DQ win for the guy in blue. Those last shots were totally to the back of the head

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+2 # Guest 2012-01-17 16:10

John Mayer vs The Dog Whisperer

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+2 # Master E 2012-01-17 18:21

I like it where he flattens him out without his hooks in at :34

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+3 # Guest 2012-01-19 07:54

Early fight of the year candidate!

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