For maximum enjoyment I have broken down the following Street MMA match (which is titled 'Two Milk Bags Fighting on Youtube, a term I have never heard before) by each explosive second:

:01-:03-- Bearded Milk Bag lunges in with a devastating overhand right.

:04-:06-- Overhand right misses. Milk Bag no. 2 sees an opening and unleashes a barrage of punches to the Bearded Milk Bag's back and shoulder. An attempt at a clinch is had but, bot opponents just spin in a circle and regroup, audibly gassed six seconds in.

:07-- FLYING KNEE!

:08-- Flying knee recipient (Bearded Milk Bag) mutters 'F*****' as the flying knee connect then throws a Fedor/Arvloski type overhand right on his air born opponent.

:09-:13-- One of the Milk Bag's says: 'Well why don't you fight a little bit better then, f*****', as if fighting 'just a little bit better' will make all the difference. High pitched noises are made as both combatants try to find their range.

:14-:19-- Non bearded, Long Haired Milk Bag goes for a standing rape choke (I would use a less offensive term if one existed) which he then turns into a modified Judo throw. It goes to the ground where Long Hair MB has the advantage for a split second, then he is reversed byt the Bearded Milk Bag, whose name may or may not be Patrick. A cross face is applied.

:20-:22-- Indecipherable gurgling. Full mount by Patrick/Bearded MB achieved.

:23-:26-- Bearded Milk Bag knows he's in a dominant position, so decides to move his mount high up onto the shoulders. All the while explaining to Long Hair that he doesn't like him.

:27-:29-- Some of the fiercest ground n pound ever committed to a Milk Bag's face. The smacking noise of the fists is incredible.

:30-- Referee stoppage.

:31-:39-- Bearded Milk Bag dismounts victoriously. LHMB groans in shame.

Thanks to Devereaux for the find.

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+11 # Sidecheckkick 2012-01-24 12:21

I find this "ballsinyourfac e" version of full mount very disturbing to watch. yes im homophobic, means im scared of gay things, means im perfectly healthy straight male... im stoned though.

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+6 # Guest 2012-01-24 17:48

Actually, it probably means you secretly, deep down, love the idea of a colon full of todger.

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-7 # Sidecheckkick 2012-01-25 02:52

See and thats EXACTLY why i hate fags.

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+19 # Guest 2012-01-24 12:21

"Full mount, bitch!"

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+15 # Fresh Like Will 2012-01-24 12:41

"You're a fuckin punk cunt!"

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+6 # Guest 2012-01-25 10:19

I hope yelling out your position becomes standard practice in MMA.

"SIDE CONTROL, BITCH!"

"RUBBER GAURD, BITCH!"

"BACK MOUNT WITH ONE HOOK, BITCH"

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+13 # synthsis 2012-01-24 12:22

what the hell is going on in that banner pic?????

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+16 # Sidecheckkick 2012-01-24 12:23

i dont know but i think its hot.

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+9 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-01-24 12:24

It looks like a parochial school girl feeding sheep milk by punching it into their mouth.

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+13 # Sidecheckkick 2012-01-24 12:26

No shes japanese and she has super powers and she battles evil sheep from outerspace.

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+9 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-01-24 12:29

Maybe shes telling the sheep a funny joke and milk shot out of its nose?

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+6 # Guest 2012-01-24 12:23

"Two and oh!"

Why is it always guys in plain white shirts that fight

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+11 # Sidecheckkick 2012-01-24 12:30

they prob have some sort of angry trauma because they cant afford a printed or colored shirt, btw why isnt there a tapout shirt street mma fight, is it cause those guys are all pros and dont fight on the street or is it...

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+11 # Guest 2012-01-24 12:48

Nah what it is, is when a fight starts and just before someone starts filming it, a designated fight organiser hands out white shirts for the combatants to fight in. So there real clothes don't get dirty and the white shirts show the progress of battle.

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+9 # Guest 2012-01-24 12:24

Does one of them say 'I want my purse back'?

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+9 # Guest 2012-01-24 12:39

They sure come off as professional fighters, they're proably fighting about a purse from a recent bout. Winner takes all.

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+9 # Guest 2012-01-24 12:29

FULL MOUNT BITCH

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+9 # Guest 2012-01-24 12:35

PUNK CUNT!

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+20 # TraneInStyle 2012-01-24 12:32

Another bullshit early stoppage. Dude was about the use the rare taint escape.

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+2 # Guest 2012-01-24 18:47

Quoting TraneInStyle:

Another bullshit early stoppage. Dude was about the use the rare taint escape.

Daniel-san! Crinch Taint!

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+4 # Guest 2012-01-24 12:53

If you combine the victors beard with the losers hair you'd get Bob Ross. They both possess his fighting prowess.

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+4 # Guest 2012-01-24 16:36

Anyone remembers the "say goodnight" fight between some two douchebag kids that keep on calling eachother "niggy"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBc71NdAJHA

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+4 # Guest 2012-01-24 23:12

was that lazythesavage?

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+3 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-01-25 00:11

Tranes UFC harder than you.

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+4 # Fatherlessbastard 2012-01-25 05:21

that's the best fight i've ever seen on middleeasy.

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0 # not rdy 2012-12-03 16:56

Nick diaz before he got famous

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