The only thing I really dig about the new Twilight movie was the fact that Tim Sylvia wasn't in it. Imagine junior high schoolers across America building shrines in their bedrooms for 'Team Sylvia.' That would probably be the ugliest shrine in human history. Not because Tim Sylvia is an ugly guy, not at all. It's just that junior high school chicks don't really know how to build a shrine. The world is not an arts and craft show. You don't have to decorate every letter you write with a flower from your purple gel-ink pen with the stupid furry thing on top. There's no need to bring cut-up magazines and manila paper into this. A Tim Sylvia shrine is a glass of Samuel Adams.

Earlier today on Twitter, Tim Sylvia and the UFC's Cheick Kongo got in a minor altercation. If you're expecting K-1 level beef, then you will be blatantly disappointed. Also, it's impossible to not read Cheick Kongo's tweet in Cheick Kongo's French accent. Go ahead, try. Props to NickBenton93 for the tip.

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+17 # MediocreThreat 2012-02-17 17:31

Cup check.

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+34 # synthsis 2012-02-17 17:32

Cheick has a 14pack and Timmay rides around on a Jazzy. Someone is clearly out of their league, like when I'm drunk and actually think the strippers have a "thing for me".

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+30 # Guest 2012-02-17 17:38

Tim Silvia(-115) Vs a poorly constructed Paper airplane(-115).

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+36 # Guest 2012-02-17 17:39

mark hunt gonna fuck kongo up

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+6 # Guest 2012-02-17 18:09

i hope he sends his azz packin,

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+15 # Guest 2012-02-17 20:37

Yeah. If Hunt sends Kongo packing then this dream match up of Kongo and Timmay can finally happen! The problem for Timmay is that he is delusional. Not only can he not beat 80% of the UFC heavyweights, he also has a good chance of getting KO'd by UFC rejects, retired senior citizen boxers, and the smell of his own body odor.

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+23 # ExonerateSonnen 2012-02-17 17:44

This is the most obvious and sad thing I've ever seen. I dont even like him, but honestly I feel bad for Tim. He is picking fights with UFC guys in hopes of getting a pity-grudge match.

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+6 # Guest 2012-02-17 17:56

Go away

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+3 # jawesome 2012-02-17 18:43

I'd watch it.

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+21 # Sambro 2012-02-17 18:54

LOL! Dana already said NO, fatty!

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+3 # Guest 2012-02-17 19:32

Timmy would get murdered two times over. Beefing Cheick doesn't make you more relevant.

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-7 # Guest 2012-02-17 19:40

Just because Kongo looks intimidating as fuck doesn't mean he would actually win. We've seen some pretty bad Kongo performances too.

It's funny how Mark Hunt had 5 back to back losses and the UFC let him in, and he got lucky with a few wins. But Tim who has back to back wins and has fought some really tough guys can't even get notice.

Sad, shitty business for a fighter to be in these days.

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+10 # Guest 2012-02-18 07:57

UFC promised Hunt fights when they bought Pride. Same with Arona I believe

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+15 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-02-17 19:52

See Tim Sylvia and beef, fighting isn't the first thing to come to mind

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+8 # noreaga 2012-02-17 20:36

In all seriousness though if you're a fucking giant of a man and a former world champion your ego would be KILLED fighting in smaller shows and being a great punchline in MMA.

Even saying you feel sorry for Tim Sylvia would hurt for him to hear, but I really do wish him the best.

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+8 # WiseUp 2012-02-17 22:09

Quoting noreaga:

In all seriousness though if you're a fucking giant of a man and a former world champion your ego would be KILLED fighting in smaller shows and being a great punchline in MMA.

I think all of this BEGGING has killed what little ego he had left.

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+1 # Guest 2012-02-18 10:49

sadly I have to agree...A big ass dude like that who was on top of the world even if it was the worst era in UFC history, he was still on top....However nowadays he would get hurt in the octagon, I can imagine Overeem,Dos Santos, hell even Carwin,Kongo,Mi trione,Cormier, Bigfoot the 2nd tier's would destroy him..

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+1 # SenorStubbypants 2012-02-17 20:44

Right or wrong, it's all on whether you left the UFC on Dana's good or bad side. I wouldn't say Tim would never get another shot, hell froze over and saw Tito come back.

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+8 # Guest 2012-02-17 22:00

Timmy should try to make a run in Bellator.

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+4 # WiseUp 2012-02-17 22:15

After Dana creates a super heavyweight division so Sylvia can actually make weight in the UFC, he can see what Butterbean, Bob Sapp, Akebono, Giant Silva and Hong Man Choi are up to.

Because, you know, "the fans want it".

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+5 # gomer316 2012-02-18 01:16

Sylvia should find James Toney on the Twitterverse. Then they should fight, film it, and put it up on youtube. I hear Scott Ferrozzo has a nice backyard.

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-2 # Guest 2012-02-18 05:18

fucking sylvia stop trying to make yourself relevant!! the day you get back in the UFC is the day hell freeses over..

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-8 # Guest 2012-02-18 07:33

He says he can take 80% of all HW, then later on he goes after
a Frenchy in the war of words.

Nothing says courage and dedication like trying to fight the French.

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+3 # Master E 2012-02-18 09:51

Shire! Bagginses!

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+4 # Guest 2012-02-18 10:46

Whatever happened to Ricardo Arona? I saw him mentioned above...Did he retire already? And I think Kongo would fuck up Sylvia....Tim's been out of the UFC for so long, a lot has changed, just fighting in general... Especially heavyweights! He wouldn't last a full minute with the Dos Santos' and Overeems' of the division.

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+1 # Sambro 2012-02-18 11:59

There were false reports that he was going to fight Ishii. His most recent reply:

People talked to me about fighting in Japanese events, Americans and even Brazilians, but I didn’t sign anything. I didn’t even talk to them. My prediction is to fight in the middle of the year, now I’m just worried about finishing my training center”, explains the fighter who currently trains at his house, in Niteroi, Rio de Janeiro.

“I keep myself healthy and physically prepared, I’m not training anything specific or nothing, that’s actually why I’m not signing for any fight until then. It’s a matter of months for me to get in shape… I want it”, guarantees Arona, without picking events to fight at.

“I’ll chose the best proposal. To me, the best thing would be to fight on an international event because I have the goal of fighting in the UFC, but fighting in Brazil is also good”.

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0 # Guest 2012-02-18 22:01

tim needs to lose a 100 pounds, paint his face black and drop the i from his last name before he gets considered as being relevant...

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