When it comes to two guys that could punch a hole through the space-time continuum, it's best just to sit back, drink you chai tea and enjoy the show. Ever since Lesnar unified the belt at UFC 100, the verbal kung-fu has been strong between these two. After Lesnar's win, Carwin pretty much said Lesnar can't flip off the fans, he's fighting for the wrong reasons and he admitted that fans have been asking him to take Lesnar out. Well we got the fight we all begged for and...Lesnar urinates on Carwin's wrestling record.

“He’s a tough guy. He’s undefeated, but some of the guys he’s beaten aren’t worthy of having on your record. He hasn’t fought anybody. He’s fought (Gabriel) Gonzaga, so I really think he’s 1-0. He’s a tough guy and a wrestler. But he’s a Division II national champion - enough said.”

“I don’t know what he is, 11-0, 10-0, but he’ll have a loss against Brock Lesnar.”

Since we haven't wrestled a single minute in our lives, we're going to resort to it's nearest relative: making a grilled cheese sandwich. When it comes to that, I'm the world champion...of the world. [Source]

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0 # Guest 2009-09-28 12:51

i put salami in my grilled chesse's. so your 2.d of the world, in the world.

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0 # Zeus 2009-09-28 13:07

I don't even use pieces of bread. I've replaced them with two Christmas hams.

Still the world champion of the world.

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0 # Guest 2009-09-28 13:08

Ha division 1 or division 2....it won't matter when your ass gets knocked the F*CK out BROCK!!!! ASS!!

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0 # Guest 2009-09-28 15:08

I can't wait for Shane to teach that ugly fuck some manners! Jesus what a dick! BTW Mr. Cock lesnar, Div I wrestler, before your punch to the back of Couture's head you got pushed around the Cage by a guy 50lbs lighter than Carwin for the whole first round...hmmmm

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0 # Guest 2009-09-28 23:39

Seriously! This guy is a retard! He needs to learn when to keep his mouth shut. I can't wait for Shane to do it for him! TEAM CARWIN, Baby!!

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0 # Face_Breaker 2009-09-29 02:19

Shane is going to hit Brock's chin with the fury of an angry God. Shane will go Kratos on his ass. God Of War reference, FTW. Thus making me the Middleeasy.com violent video game referencing nerd KING OF THE UNIVERSE. Take THAT global grilled cheese champs. Universe>Earth God, I could be a science teacher. *changes career*

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