It's cool everyone. Everybody slowly remove the gun from your head. Untie the rope around your neck. Put that bottle of vicodin down (or better yet, just give it to me). Dana White made it abundantly clear how he felt about the method in which Roy Nelson defeated Kimbo. Dude's belly is ginormous. Roy Nelson's stomach has an indigenous tribe living entirely inside of his belly button. That's his trademark...just one big friggin belly with three moons orbiting it. Kimbo didn't win in the octagon tonight but the dude just ripped open your chest, set up a tent and made a camp fire right inside your heart. You just got to love a dude that admits 'the inner me was my enemy'. Freud would be proud...but he's dead.

Everybody take a deep breath. Kimbo is training at American Top Team as you read this and he's getting ready for his UFC debut in December. That's right, you will see more Kimbo inside the octagon. Check out these two quotes from the man himself via FiveOuncesofPain.com:

“Well, you know, after I get back home I’m going to continue my training at American Top Team in Coconut Creek. You know, so I continue training, be ready for my flight in December.”

“I’m in camp now. I’m just planning for my fight in December. So I’m just used to training for three months, you know what I’m saying, for a fight. That’s just what I’m used to.”

On a side note, Marcus Jones is admitting that he played Dungeons and Dragons, avidly collects comic books and loves growing flowers from seedlings is probably the most gangsterish thing that you're going to hear tonight. [Source]

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0 # phr0zen 2009-09-30 14:01

those punches were bitchmade IMO

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0 # Face_Breaker 2009-10-01 04:40

Idk, I love the guys heart. He could be great if he keeps growing. I don't like anything about Big Country, and I'm ready for someone with experience to match his own to whoop his ass on the show. I'm stoked to hear Dana is giving Kimbo a chance to prove himself against ANYBODY that can't put "the moon" on him. He's got heart man, alot of heart. He's learned humility, and that's carried him farther as a person and will as a fighter.

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0 # Guest 2009-10-01 08:45

Regardless of big country's performance last night, Kimbo Slice is waaaaay over hyped and can't hang with the big boys. He needs to go back to the ghetto and keep fighting the hoodlums and bouncers he's used to, and leave the UFC for the TRUE mixed martial artists

they need to change the lyrics in that one rap song on the radio from "trunk hit hard like KIMBO SLICE" to "get knocked out like KIMBO SLICE", cause this is the second time he's gone down quick and easy to a REAL fighter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5ZxpbtcC8A

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0 # Guest 2009-10-01 15:06

Roy Nelson is a big fat stupid smug self centered retard with a way overly inflated ego. He doesn't take direction and he thinks he's top shit cause he was the heavy weight champion of the IFL. BFD, he's a fucking nobody and anyone outside of the readers of this website would never know who he was if he wasn't on TUF

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0 # Guest 2009-10-02 03:54

A.A. ko'd him last and would do it again, kimbo had him rocked in 2nd round just needs to work his ground game

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