No holiday lends itself to more Lessons in Street MMA than St. Patrick's Day. The alcohol is flowing, people are roaming the streets, and that 'Fightin Irish' spirit is injected into everyone like some fine, green, testosterone. We here at MiddleEasy don't condone Street MMA, but we will watch it and share it with you guys. In honor of the holiday that will no doubt be bringing us many lessons as soon as people upload them in a haze tomorrow morning, we present to you a few St. Patrick's Day Lessons in Street MMA.

In this first lesson in St. Patrick's day MMA we have an altercation that spills out into the road with high level karate kicking action (notice how well the hips are turned into those kicks) and shattered green tiara's abound.

The next Lesson in St. Patrick Day Street MMA is a simple one: don't start a riot. Watch as Buffalo, NY is awash in a sea of purposefully tiny plastic green hats as the fine city does it's best Strikeforce: Nashville impression.

The final Lesson in St. Patrick's Day Street MMA is one we've learned before: don't drink and fight. If you do, you may be thinking in your green beer fueled mind that you are throwing the H-Bomb of all H-Bombs and then you just end up flat on your face.

If you are out tonight having a good time, give hugs, don't be thugs. Be safe and wear your green MiddleEasy tee.

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+7 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-03-17 13:51

I'm wearing my Green M.E. shirt today. FTW.

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+8 # Guest 2012-03-17 14:16

Same here, only green shirt I own

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+14 # Guest 2012-03-17 15:40

What I learnt from video 2:

Sometimes, these things happens at St.Paddy's day parades.

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+15 # BigEyeGuy 2012-03-17 16:33

video 1: that fucking chick running towards her boyfriend distracting him just enough to get him knocked out


fucking llllllaaaaaaaaa aaaadyyyyyyyyy

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+8 # Guest 2012-03-17 16:42

video 3: spinning back fist without the spin

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+10 # BigDaddyCrenshaw 2012-03-17 16:47

Large crowds doing stupid things... like last night's USA chant during the Vasilevsky/O'Do nnell fight. As if O'Donnell would channel the Hulkster and fight his way to the stand up only to deliver the big boot.(followed by a sweet leg drop)

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+8 # Guest 2012-03-17 17:26

Those two guys attacking the security guard in the banner picture are fucking scum.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/6594576/Racist-comment-sparks-fight-in-Auckland-Syrian-protest

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-21 # Guest 2012-03-17 20:58

Where is the MMA?

"The alcohol is flowing, people are roaming the streets, and that 'Fightin Irish' spirit is injected into everyone like some fine, green, testosterone."

What is this? TMZ bumfights?

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+38 # Twinny 2012-03-17 23:04

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-14 # Guest 2012-03-18 00:42

Quoting holycheapshit:

Where is the MMA?

"The alcohol is flowing, people are roaming the streets, and that 'Fightin Irish' spirit is injected into everyone like some fine, green, testosterone."

What is this? TMZ bumfights?

omg lmfao lol rotfl wot a NOOOOOBBBBBB!

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-3 # Guest 2012-03-18 13:15

Oh because you are happy with crappy videos where we only see the people around the fight and not the actual fight.

You guys are the reason this website is going to shit. Might as well go to worldstarhiphop .com

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+6 # BigEyeGuy 2012-03-18 18:35

Most of mma websites recycle the same news, Middleeasy is a bit different like that you see, humor and shit.

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+12 # Guest 2012-03-18 00:40

The guy on the last video should be in the ufc. Sign him up dana, he is like a homeless anderson silva.

Happy st patricks day retards.

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+1 # freakintony 2012-03-18 06:22

Colorado was pretty peaceful this year

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+15 # tetsuhana 2012-03-18 07:17

And yet weed is still illegal....

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+5 # Guest 2012-03-18 10:29

Why are a bunch of white people in green in the first vid shouting drop that nigga when there ain't one in sight

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+2 # Guest 2012-03-18 11:23

That first fight was a Mortal Kombat fatality. If the Anthony Johnson/Tommy Speer KO had a kid with the Machida/Rashad KO that's how he would fall every time.

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-1 # JeRicHoOL 2012-03-18 17:24

The lack of courage in such videos is really making me lose faith in humanity.
Burn them motherfuckas, including the [censored]s who are just walking by and not caring one bit.

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