Hockey is a cool sport to accidentally spill your beer over a person sitting next to you and immediately get kicked out of whatever place you were in. This is all from experience, which is the sole reason why I'm no longer a hockey fan. I don't need to get removed from any more places. Perhaps I need to, but I just don't want to. In fact, I don't want to get punched in the face and increase my probability of directly face planting on ice. I'm staying off ice for the rest of the day to ensure this. I won't even get a Slurpee.

I'm sure you're guilty of salivating in front of your television as a hockey fight went down on national television. Now just imagine three separate fights, all occurring at the same time in the same state that bans MMA. You can almost taste the irony in this one, yet check out the brawl between the New York Rangers and the New Jersey Devils that occurred last night -- and props to Rangers for clinching a playoff spot with their win. [Source]

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+2 # KidShowtime 2012-03-20 06:51

Damn you Rangers.

Go Jets Go!

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+6 # Guest 2012-03-20 06:54

Lmaoo, its like a epic showdown haha

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+3 # GritAndMettle 2012-03-20 06:56

Street MMA? No... this is hockey. Sweet fights though.

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+16 # Stullo.de 2012-03-20 06:56

all of these fights went longer then the last bob sapp fights combined

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+1 # TraneInStyle 2012-03-20 07:06

Everyone should watch the movie Goon right now. Best hockey fight related movie EVER.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1456635/

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0 # GritAndMettle 2012-03-20 07:33

This is street mma... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlzYjIG2DRk&feature=player_embedded#!

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-2 # Guest 2012-03-20 07:55

Why?

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0 # Guest 2012-03-20 08:11

NJ all day.
I don't know why they wait for the whistle though?

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+13 # Guest 2012-03-20 08:32

i think chris leben would be good at this.

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+6 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-03-20 09:36

"Im sure your salivating watching a hockey fight"

Its like ME has never seen a hockey game lol..guys sometimes this happens in NHL

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-1 # Guest 2012-03-20 09:40

rangers all day baby beast of the east

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-1 # GeoffreyPaul 2012-03-20 10:07

Too bad they're going to be caught by the Pittsburgh Penguins.

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+2 # Guest 2012-03-20 10:43

nah not really bozo

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-3 # juice lee 2012-03-20 10:13

I love how the one guy tried to go for a double

silly hockey fighter, the ice gives any fighter the ultimate takedown defense

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-3 # Guest 2012-03-20 10:55

That first fight reminded me of that sport where they arm wrestle and punch eachother

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0 # Guest 2012-03-20 13:32

Lets Go Pens!!!! The real beast in the east...But damn i'd love to see these 2 teams meet in the playoffs.

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-3 # Guest 2012-03-20 14:19

I love the fake posturing tough guy action.

I'm waiting for the Legion of Doom to come out of the stands as "what a rush" plays as they brutally fake punch both teams out of the rink.

Also, to digress, the first hockey game I went to as a child featured a man get knocked down and then his head repeatedly bashed into the ice a la Mysterious Skin style. It left a large pool of blood.

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+1 # WiseUp 2012-03-20 14:37

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-2 # BigDaddyCrenshaw 2012-03-20 15:13

This supports the theory that anything is okay as long as it is on ice. Seriously, Google it. Anti-gay Bible thumping rednecks would watch two men have sex and shred the good book if they were on skates with the Cirque Du Soleil music.

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+8 # Guest 2012-03-20 16:23

NHL 95 for Sega Genesis was the shit.

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+1 # Sambro 2012-03-20 16:32

I wish I could beat the shit out of my last boss.

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-3 # Guest 2012-03-20 21:37

I love how this happened at the very start of the game.

"You know what? Fuck hockey. Let's just fight."

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0 # Guest 2012-03-21 13:58

Now if every hockey game had at least one fight the sport would gain some momentum again...

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0 # Guest 2012-03-23 14:02

GO DEVILS!!!!

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