Regardless of what the gringos tell you, burritos are as native to California as Tito Ortiz.  People who believe they are Mexican are as confused as the people who supported Sarah Palin for president.  For all intensive purposes, burritos are more American than Sarah Palin or Tito Ortiz.  A burrito will never make a promise that it cannot deliver.  If you’re hungry, and I’m a burrito, you will enjoy me inside of your stomach, tickling every taste bud on the way down, while being gentle on the way out of your digestive system; I promise.  There’s nothing more American than that.  Tito Ortiz, on the other hand, will not be gentle on his way out of the UFC.  He has one fight left in his MMA career against Forrest Griffin at UFC 148, and in a recent interview with MMAHeat, he tells Karen Bryant that he might join Brock Lesnar in the WWE.  Somewhere in a little town in Alaska, Sarah Palin will randomly campaign on the idea that if Tito can reinvent his career at age 37, there’s still hope for her at 48 (there is really no hope for her, don’t get your hopes up).

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+7 # Guest 2012-04-13 10:17

Didn't Tito just say the other day he was looking forward to front office job with the UFC? I sincerely doubt Dana would give him one considering their history and I think Tito knows that.

Didn't he say last week his body couldn't handle the bumps of pro wrestling at this point?

It sounds like he's just gonna keep saying stuff in public until something "sticks".

Who in their right mind would hire Tito anyway? Remember his "commentary" for Affliction?

Is Punishment Athletics not bringing in the cheese? Or maybe it's just not enough to support a porn star life style.

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+1 # Guest 2012-04-14 05:41

His reconstructed back would not fair well in pro wrestling.

He could get on the mic and talk shit, but his "fights" would have to be very carefully choreographed to avoid him laying on the mat with a herniated disk.

No ladder drops onto stacks of tables for Tito...

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+12 # Guest 2012-04-13 10:30

Surely pornography is the logical next step?

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-04-13 10:56

Bauzen working his way out of my digestive system? I'm kinda hungry...

And I like Tito as much as I like Brock. So, if they are both out of MMA I'll be a happy camper. They can have fun rubbing each other down with baby oil before "acting" out their soap operas.

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+13 # Guest 2012-04-13 11:18

intensive purposes should be written as intents and purposes. You dun goofed bauzen

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+1 # Guest 2012-04-14 05:43

Quoting meh:

intensive purposes should be written as intents and purposes. You dun goofed bauzen

perhaps he was referring to purposes which require a concentrated amount of focused energy and attention in a short duration of time?

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+2 # ShimadaSwag1 2012-04-13 11:32

He's giggling like he's stoned. Sounds like Spicolli lol

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0 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-04-13 12:10

Look at this guy trying to position his retirement. Always the buisness man, pretty smart guy if you ask me.

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+6 # Guest 2012-04-13 12:24

What? Tito Ortiz is evolving! Tito Ortiz has evolved into Ken Shamrock!

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+1 # Some Guy 2012-04-13 18:49

Quoting mish15:

What? Tito Ortiz is evolving! Tito Ortiz has evolved into Ken Shamrock!

Ken Shamrock can't get a fluke win over Bader.

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+2 # Guest 2012-04-13 19:28

who actually finds karyn bryant attractive? not this kid uh uh

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-1 # Jonesy 2012-04-13 19:47

...Rampage?

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-1 # Guest 2012-04-13 22:18

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