My girlfriend habitually teases me on my fascination with miscellaneous survival tools and tactical storage assemblies. While she lives a life of denial that existence as we know it will one day come to a dramatic end, I pride myself in knowing that I have enough beef jerky and firepower to fuel a week-long pillaging onslaught, should I ever run out of toilet paper. The totality of rhinestones in the Las Vegas Affliction boutique will have less value than the pack of Twinkies in my bug-out bag. It is with this philosophy that Dustin Poirier is approaching his training camp as he prepares to fight the Korean Zombie. In addition to training Muay Thai, Jiu-Jitsu, and takedown defense, he has commissioned a pack of wild zombies to attack him at random points of the day to insure he has all his bases covered. Props to Dustin for his preparedness… He is a posterboy for what all of us should be doing on a regular basis to be ready for the zombie apocalypse.
Be sure to check out Fightville, staring Dustin Poirier which arrives in theaters this Friday for a further look into his training regimen and life as an aspiring UFC Champion.