I used to say 'light saver' before I found out that it was actually a 'light saber.' I'm honest with my emotions, so I can fully admit that to all of you. You probably thought it was 'life saver' too, yet you will vehemently deny it. Stop lying to yourself. We're all friends here. When I go to public bathrooms, I don't always wash my hands when I'm finished. That's real life, folks. Here's another thing: I stay up past my bedtime.
These things are all part of our reality, just like the fact that Anderson Silva vs. Chael Sonnen has been moved from the eloquent jungles of Brazil to the smelly, alcohol-filled urban jungle of Las Vegas. On July 7th it all goes down in the MGM Grand and to commemorate this special occasion, UFC even threw in a complementary light saber thing in the middle of the poster to remind us that future technology will indeed be bad ass. [Source]