I've never been knocked out from a punch, but I have awoken in bizarre and unusual places with strange bruises sporadically spread on my body. If Jagermeister has one-punch knockout properties, then I've felt the business end of its fist more than once. At MiddleEasy, we would never suggest that you practice MMA in the back of anyone's yard, let alone a living room. However, if you insist on executing street MMA, we've been compiling a handy series that will serve as some form of education. In this lesson, take note that if you get knocked out, you may appear to be physically impaired. Don't be alarmed. It's simply a temporary brain anomaly that will be fixed in a very short-span of time. Props to Stullo for the find.

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+19 # Guest 2012-04-25 11:15

love when shit like this happens lol

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+2 # Sambro 2012-04-25 12:12

Damn! Cheetos got KTFO!

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+9 # BigEyeGuy 2012-04-25 14:25

He clearly listened to Eminem on his iPod on the way over there

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+27 # Guest 2012-04-25 11:15

This must have been satisfying.

This guy was annoying.

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+12 # Guest 2012-04-25 19:08

my favorite part was when the guy did something

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+15 # Guest 2012-04-25 11:15

Good thing is,it looks like these kinds of people are erasing themselves from the gene pool.

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+10 # Guest 2012-04-25 11:15

Karma is bitch :)

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+30 # Guest 2012-04-25 11:16

He was right,
He hit him,it was over

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+4 # KneebarBuffet 2012-04-25 11:18

actions speak louder than words.

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+28 # Guest 2012-04-25 11:19

He held a bottle up,i'm glad he got laid out

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+13 # Guest 2012-04-25 12:23

bet he's one of those who scratch your car later on... clearly a lack of intellect

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+52 # Guest 2012-04-25 11:22

surprisingly few electronics were damaged throughout this ordeal

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+76 # juice lee 2012-04-25 11:25

I already knew dude was a boss when he removed his M. Bison comforter

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-04 08:44

Quoting juice lee:

I already knew dude was a boss when he removed his M. Bison comforter

Middleeasy... early candidate for quote of the year perhaps?

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+21 # Stullo.de 2012-04-25 11:25

also known as: Always expect your opponent to do something if you repeatedly yell DO SOMETHING!!! at him"

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+6 # Guest 2012-04-25 11:26

Did that guy shit himself?

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+8 # Joey Jo Jo 2012-04-25 11:27

Watch the fucking speakers moron.

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+28 # boloblack 2012-04-25 11:44

Its like an intervention or something
"Don't help him up, he needs to know what rock bottom feels like."

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+10 # Guest 2012-04-25 11:49

Im sure the rest of the night was great for that guy.

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-5 # Guest 2012-04-25 11:50

In the battle of black vs white tee...black won.

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+8 # Guest 2012-04-25 11:55

Note to self: Don't yell "DO SOMETHIN'!" in order to do something yourself.

Note to self 2: Get better friends.

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+5 # Stullo.de 2012-04-25 12:00

thx Cpt Obvious

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+2 # Jerm 2012-04-25 12:15

Saw this on the chive, what a windowlicker.

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0 # Guest 2012-04-25 12:22

it sounds good but .... do something(POW)

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+13 # synthsis 2012-04-25 12:47

from a legal standpoint, Young Stefan Bonnar is free and clear of all charges. Little twirp repeatedly threatened him and had a bottle in his hand. Stand Your Ground law in full effect.

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+4 # Chrislovesmma 2012-04-25 13:04

well looks like he did something

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+2 # Guest 2012-04-25 13:46

I guess he was right. He hit him and turns out it was over.

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-3 # Tom Hanks 2012-04-25 14:02

Nice sketch.

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+13 # Guest 2012-04-25 14:33

I'M GONNA HAVE FUCKING TEA AND CRUMPETS

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-1 # Guest 2012-04-26 07:12

he got served his tea and crumpets...

with a side of "you got knocked the fuck out!"

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-13 # Guest 2012-04-25 15:23

Why is the MMA label put on videos of retard fighting?

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+19 # Guest 2012-04-25 16:17

Quoting NoHeIsNot:

Why is the MMA label put on videos of retard fighting?

You must be new here.....

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-4 # Sporadik 2012-04-25 16:52

I love seeing that happen to idiots that don't stop talking shit. Dude should come to my city where everyone is a tough guy. I love how everyone just laughs at the kid and doesn't help him up as if they're desensitized because this happens every weekend, he seems like one of those idiots who gets fucked up every weekend running their mouth

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+1 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-04-25 17:40

I like how Black Tee kept raising his hand up near ol' boy's face to see if White Tee would "do something" i.e. any sort of reflex. Strategery!

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+1 # Guest 2012-04-25 20:29

“I told that bitch, you talk all that shit you want, you better recognize ain’t no referee in my living room. You know what I’m saying? Don’t write checks with your mouth your ass can’t cash.”
Jim Brown
UFC 1 Commentator
150-0 in bare knuckle squabbles

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+1 # Guest 2012-04-26 00:44

but Tea and crumpets do sound pretty good.

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0 # Guest 2012-04-26 11:26

he got his shit snapped the fuck up

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0 # YourMother 2012-04-26 12:50

No one who actually wants to fight spends that much time nosing up on people and waving their arms around. Kudos to the bigger dude for showing some restraint before clobbering him and not kicking him in the face while he laid there semi-conscious.

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+1 # Guest 2012-04-29 16:29

I heard that this dude who sucker punched his homie's little brother is 6years older than him....and he was picking on him all night....maybe we shouldn't be praising a bully who is and always has been a huge ass hole who is known for being shady who has 2dui's and can't even drive anymore, you know the guy dropped out of community college and is "accused" of raping a 16yr old girl at a house party while he's 22 and still lives with his whore mom..just say'n it's something I heard. .....and I really like this website

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