Don Frye being the altruistic individual that he is, got a hold of me yesterday afternoon after an acting audition to retract a statement made in his now infamous interview with us from earlier in the week (as always, please read in Don Frye's voice):

Yeah, I made a mistake and I said my sensei trained Ronda Rousey long ago but I was wrong. He just knows her. Usually when he says 'I know that person' it means he's done a lot for them because he's not the type of guy who will boast, but yeah, I made a mistake I screwed up.

It's cool Don Frye, stuff happens, we appreciate you clearing the air. With that said, I have the new Round 5 Series 9 collection in my possession and I want to give the entire box of figures away to one of you guys. I think that we should make Don feel better from having to make a retraction, and remind him why he's a legend in the sport and why we fight fans love him so much.

We want you to create the ultimate tribute to Don Frye's mustache.

Write a Haiku, a song, a limerick, do some Photoshop work, make a movie about it, tell us a personal story about Don Frye's mustache, whatever you want to do, do it. This man deserves our praise and it's common knowledge that MiddleEasy readers are the most talented and creative....readers out there.

Post your entries in the comment section or send them to me Jason@MiddleEasy.com and the winner will be picked within a day or two. You don't have long to win the pack of Round 5 figures that are individually numbered and off the shelf are worth $70. The collection includes Chris Leben, Cain Velasquez, TUF Mayhem Miller, WEC Ben Henderon, Pride Nick Diaz and Pride Don Frye.  Let's do this.

For Don.

The entries are already coming in, here is a Haiku from reader Archilla Jordan:

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+7 # Guest 2012-04-26 14:48

Damn, my e-mail name is messed up! Thanks for the shout out.

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+6 # Guest 2012-04-26 14:49

hope that didn't make me sound like a dick.

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0 # Sambro 2012-04-26 19:12

Fuck this stupid contest! More important news:

"In addition to filing a lawsuit against the NSAC, Diaz says in a sworn affidavit he is prepared to fight "immediately" if summary suspension is lifted."
http://www.mmafighting.com/ufc/2012/4/26/2975324/nick-diaz-sues-nevada-athletic-commission-nsac-due-process-rights-mma-news

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+16 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-04-26 14:58

Don Fryes stache is indescribable. He'll spit more knowledge at you than the Bible will. When he steps into the cage, its a time to kill.

Wrestling champion, send you in a ambulance called campion.The rawest rawesome ravager hunt meat like a scavenger. Always the champ never a challenger.

His mustache is full like his dates vagina, he banged bitches from Brazil to China. If you an ugly ho, he will decline ya.

His mustache is pefect, regal and respectable. Fuck with Don he'll grab yo nuts smash your testicles. End up using your girl for a semen receptacal.

Don you know your my ace, you've got the best hair on your face, in a contest Magnum PI comes it second place.

::Drop Mic walks off::

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+8 # 40ouncetofreedom 2012-04-26 15:17

Don Fryes Mustache has given more rides than the New York City Transit system.

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+8 # HipsDontLie 2012-04-26 15:24

That picture of him hangs on one of the walls at the Wells Fargo Center at ASU. Always have a good chuckle when I see it. A couple of times he has hung around after the matches and is always super nice to fans.

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+17 # Guest 2012-04-26 15:34

Don Frye is America.

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+2 # Guest 2012-04-26 16:10

Quoting Wildcard:

Don Frye is America.

You're right. Fuck yeah he is.

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+3 # Vlad 2012-04-26 16:09

Don Frye's mustache put my children through college. I owe it everything.

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+2 # Guest 2012-04-26 16:27

Let me tell you the legend of a man named Frye. It's the story of a unique, intimidating guy. 
Opponents would quiver with fear every time ol' Don would come near. 
They all knew he was going to kick their ass but the real fear was because of Don's epic 'stache.
 No cop or porn star could ever compare when it came to the most spectacular of all lip hair. 
Don Frye's mustache could bench 350 and that's no croc, it has 3 DUI's and 8 kids born out of wedlock. 
It has poorly been compared to that of Tom Sellick but let's face it, that guys facial hair is a relic.
Frye's 'stache is still going strong, it has rubbed against coochies more times than Tommy Chong has hit a bong. 
If you don't believe me just ask Chuck Norris...his beard once battled Don's 'stache to no avail. The 'stache was victorious and Chucks beard turned from ginger to pale.
So now you know it's not Brian Wilson, Uncle Creepy or ZZ Top, when it comes to facial hair...Don Frye will always be on top.

Brandon New, Detroit, MI 

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+6 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-04-26 16:45

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Don Frye's mustache is the shit
The end

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+4 # Deadwin / @Lycanthr0pe 2012-04-26 16:46

Don Frye is puberty done right...

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+2 # Deadwin / @Lycanthr0pe 2012-04-26 16:48

Don Frye is the last of an extinct species.

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+4 # Guest 2012-04-26 16:59

Don Frye didn't go through a puberty phase. Puberty went through a Don Frye phase.

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+1 # Tom Hanks 2012-04-26 16:59

Don Frye is a KGB agent?

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+1 # Guest 2012-04-26 17:17

When Don Frye falls asleep every night, his mustache will quietly sneak out of the room, hit the town, and single-handedly bring back groups of sluts for Don's morning wake and bake.

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0 # Guest 2012-04-26 17:35

Don Frye doesn't have pubic hair, he has a cockstache!

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+9 # greatjake 2012-04-26 18:10

D-angerous
O-vulation enducing
N-ever boring

F-uck yeah
R-awsome
Y-oshirio Takayama smashing
E-ntertaining
S-hamrock thumping

M-anly
U-SA
S-taredown master
T-estosterone filled
A-ss kicking
C-hampion
H-ero
E-pic

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+3 # ZthaSilverSurfer 2012-04-26 18:26

Frye's the fuckin man
The man, the myth, the legend
Bow to the Mustache

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0 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-04-26 18:27

In on this shit...

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+1 # Guest 2012-04-26 18:35

Don Frye didnt grow the mustache, the mustache grew Don Frye.

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+5 # Matthaeus 2012-04-26 18:37

Chuck norris beard looks under it's bed for Don Frye's mustache.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Don Frye's mustache is the GOAT
And more successful than you

There is a material harder than diamond. Don's mustache.

Haiku:
Don's mustache
Awesomeness in protein lines
Barbecue and beer

Scientists claim staring at Don's mustache is the equivalent of a TRT cycle. The side-effect is a high level of body hair growth. True Story.

BTW Don should not be upset that Ronda did not train with his sensei, Ronda that should be upset she never trained with him. Well..Maybe it's better, she would not look good with facial hair.

Damn i can't think of anything anymore, so i'll let this image i made when i was a 18 years old retard :)



I really want that toy!! Don FTW.

Cheers from Brazil.

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0 # chiggs 2012-04-26 18:44

Still the Man!!!





Heres the Million Dollar question...Does Don Frye look like Tom Selleck and/or Ravishing Rick Rude
OR
Does Tom Selleck and or Rick Rude LOOK like Don..nother words, which came 1st, chicken or the egg

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+5 # Guest 2012-04-26 18:50

::picks up mic::

I don't mean to come and upstage just,
That mustache is damn contagious.
Didn't you see Hawtness vs The Predator?
Yeah that shit was so courageous.
I'm not sayin it was the stache, how could that possibly save us?
Yakisoba and Wrestling? Dont Frye you're outrageous.

This "Frate Trane" list must be bought off or sponsor paid.. Should read: "Don Frye's Mustache" where Alistairs names displayed. It never took roids, and grew long full and thick. His superior mustache > your inferior prick.

And Don Frye, he means more to me,
We were born simultaneously
this metaphyisical mustache
has become quantum calamity.
Does it still exist when we turn off tv?
Infinitely yes no or it's a possibility.

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0 # Puck 2012-04-26 19:25

Don has a Moustache
that brings the girls to the yard.
It's better then yours.

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0 # Guest 2012-04-26 21:18

http://www.jsnjay.com/don_small.jpg

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0 # Guest 2012-04-26 21:21

Respect the Stache

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0 # Guest 2012-04-26 21:30

Fact: Don Frye combs his mustache with KY jelly.

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0 # Guest 2012-04-26 21:54

Best vibram five fingers is the only toe shoes, as walking five finger shoes to give pleasure, of course in the first place Thank you for allowing five tips for self-employed, while only single protection.

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+4 # Wait... 2012-04-26 22:12

The man Don got his inspiration from...

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0 # Guest 2012-04-27 00:19

The dinosaurs were not killed by a meteorite.
They saw a glimpse of Don Frye in the future and knew they could not compete with the pure manliness.

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0 # Hermes 2012-04-27 04:07

A mustache so great
It's becoming a dominant DNA trait
In both boys and girls

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0 # Sherko 2012-04-27 04:27

When Samson destroyed the temple of Dagon his soul roamed the earth untill it finally reincarnated as Don Fry's upper lip.
That's not a mustache, that's an upper lip that is invincible.

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+1 # Guest 2012-04-27 05:07

http://i47.tinypic.com/28mo5mc.jpg

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0 # Sambro 2012-04-27 17:10

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0 # Guest 2012-04-27 05:08

that sucks. img codes dont work. can someone post my gif please

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0 # gardeninja 2012-04-27 16:36

There once was a guy named Don Frye
Who's moustache could KO your eye
His Strong cleft chin
Was covered in Quim
If he had more testosterone he'd die

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