Only in sports would getting 100% on a test imply that you 'failed' it. If that same rule was applied to the majority of my high school career, then I 'passed' just enough classes to graduate. Of course, pass in this scenario means fail -- but I'm sure most of already discovered that. You passed this test of identifying horrible jokes. Or maybe, you 'failed.'

Personally, I think all fighters should be able to utilize all performance enhancing substances to increase the longevity of their career. It would eliminate drug-testing and increase the probability that each fighter would possess a cartoon-like physique before entering the cage. Freakishly-large muscles equates to higher viewership for MMA, which would also result in fighters getting one step closer to those boxing paydays that guys like Floyd Mayweather (the greatest boxer of our generation) are accustomed to. However it's not what I think, but what they think. They, of course, being the Nevada State Athletic Commission.

LayzieTheSavage walked around with his camera and pried into the lives of a few fighters to get their take on testosterone replacement therapy and marijuana. One substance is indigenous to our planet, the other is -- well I'm not sure where artificial testosterone comes from. Maybe it originates from the strands of Don Frye's mustache when properly squeezed for long periods of time. Testosterone replacement therapy is playing Golden Axe without using any continues.

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+20 # Guest 2012-04-27 04:42

lol Mayweather Randomly at the end

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+9 # Guest 2012-04-27 04:43

Lol @ Floyd playing dumb.....almost makes me like the son of a bitch!

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+1 # tetsuhana 2012-04-28 18:21

He must be on the sauce, the way he get so uncomfortable and angry looking.

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+35 # fellah 2012-04-27 04:51

ian mccall knows whats up

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-18 # Guest 2012-04-27 04:59

Who was the dude right before floyd?

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+21 # Guest 2012-04-27 05:16

it was either odin or loki. hard to tell 'em apart.

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-16 # GrimsGrind 2012-04-27 05:28

I was wondering the same thing mate`

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+21 # Guest 2012-04-27 06:18

Matt Horowitz

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+8 # Guest 2012-04-27 08:14

Horwich. Unless he recently started patting himself on the back.

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+3 # Twinny 2012-04-27 16:02

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-3 # Tom Hanks 2012-04-27 11:53

Quoting -teknien-:

Who was the dude right before floyd?

you're a Middleasy reader and you don't know who Matt Horowitz is..kind of like being a christian without having read the Bible.

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+36 # Guest 2012-04-27 05:21

'What's Tito done now?'

'No, TRT.'

A genius joke alone, magnified immeasurably by the fact that it wasn't intentional

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+25 # GrimsGrind 2012-04-27 05:27

ian mccall does know what's up...

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+16 # Guest 2012-04-27 05:47

Ian McCall is so damn hipster.

He is the definition of hipster; with the shirt, the jewelry, the damn mustache! Everything is ironic and UNDERGROUND!

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-19 # Guest 2012-04-27 06:39

Quoting HendosRightHand:

Ian McCall is so damn hipster.

He is the definition of hipster; with the shirt, the jewelry, the damn mustache! Everything is ironic and UNDERGROUND!

You're a fucking idiot.

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+15 # noreaga 2012-04-27 06:54

i think that's just how they are in california.



source: i've seen regina spektor live.

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+5 # gardeninja 2012-04-27 07:27

Don't forget pork pie hat,thumb ring,upper chest and heart tattoo.

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+17 # Guest 2012-04-27 08:12

Quoting HendosRightHand:

Ian McCall is so damn hipster.

He is the definition of hipster; with the shirt, the jewelry, the damn mustache! Everything is ironic and UNDERGROUND!

The only difference is that he's the only hipster that I'd be afraid of in a fight.

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+1 # Guest 2012-04-27 09:51

Quoting whatwhat:

Quoting HendosRightHand:

Ian McCall is so damn hipster.

He is the definition of hipster; with the shirt, the jewelry, the damn mustache! Everything is ironic and UNDERGROUND!

The only difference is that he's the only hipster that I'd be afraid of in a fight.

Exactly!

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+20 # Guest 2012-04-27 06:23

"what did Tito do this time" Holy fuck can someone please get Matt Horwich his own reality show. Has he been on Joe Rogan's pod cast yet? He is classic!

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+3 # Guest 2012-04-27 07:41

haha
trt=tito ortiz

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+16 # boo 2012-04-27 08:41

Matt Horowich gets higher than Jesus on the space shuttle.

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+3 # Twinny 2012-04-27 16:01

Matt Horwich was simply born on another level.

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-3 # Guest 2012-04-27 08:57

matt horwich is so crazy. Who is the guy with the beard and shades

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+4 # Some Guy 2012-04-27 16:40

Quoting CPS:

matt horwich is so crazy. Who is the guy with the beard and shades

Rory McNelson

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-3 # Guest 2012-04-27 19:26

way to be a dick to someoen you fuckin [censored]

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-6 # Guest 2012-04-27 20:55

fuggin mayweather at the end - so intense, so scary. That old-school, off-kilter, big name boxing star on the verge of violence crazy shit.

You don't see that in MMA much anymore, I like that...

Great work by Layzie. Keep on working man, coz now that Helwani's a Zuffa employee, we NEED an unbiased, serious reporter out there!

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+1 # LayzieTheSavage 2012-04-29 11:45

LoL I'm as biased as they come!
and I'm not a reporter...
Just a videographer trying to bring you cool shit to watch!

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0 # Guest 2012-05-03 17:16

Quoting LayzieTheSavage:

LoL I'm as biased as they come!
and I'm not a reporter...
Just a videographer trying to bring you cool shit to watch!

it's true, you're right about your bias and stuff. but still enjoy the "behind the scenes" footage you show us; it's more informative sometimes than the "news" we get on mma sites.

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0 # Guest 2012-04-28 09:14

marijuana is a life enhancing supplement

...it is also a psycho active substance so not everybody can handle it. I bet most fighters can't handle being high in a fight, it slows down your response time and i think it would make you gas out quicker, maybe even go to sleep quicker! Nobody want's to get stoned in a fight, because you need your reflexes and sharpness! In training it's a different thing, but again you wont do marijuana before sparing, that's simply not a good idea.

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0 # Guest 2012-04-28 17:41

dam man ilaughed so hard at this
hahahahah
its true but....
man the way u sound so serious andcredible hahaha
i am cracking

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+1 # KingGhidorah 2012-04-28 22:26

Unless we're talking about Nick Diaz. His fight with Gomi was one of the most magical moments I have ever seen.

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