As promised by THQ at launch, UFC 3 continues to be an evolving and rapidly updated product that is adapting to the goings on in the fast paced MMA world. This is both awesome and troubling for the consumer; the last thing we need is UFC 3 becoming a self-aware synthetic organism running rampant inside our Xbox's. Especially if it's installed to your hard drive. Imagine what what would happen to our dashboard's if a rogue AI with the combined personalities of Chael Sonnen, Nick Diaz and Michael Bisping were in control? Red rings of death are the only logical outcome. Either that or playthroughs of Mass Effect where your only dialogue tree options are 'Middle Fingers,' 'Mock Brazil then take them down' and 'Call them Wanker,' which sounds like a game I want to play.

Here are the latest stat updates from THQ for UFC 3. Take note, digital grappler.

“Legendary” Chuck Liddell – Speed up 2 points to 81, Standing Strike Offense up 3 points to 87, Standing Strike Defense up 2 points to 76, Ground Strike Offense up 2 points to 70

· Paulo Thiago – Standing Strike Defense down 3 points to 73 (Jason's note: Siyar The Killer will drop your standing strike defense down 3 points in a single blow.)

· Brendan Schaub – Standing Strike Defense down 3 points to 73

· Mark Hominick – Standing Strike Offense up 2 points to 86, Standing Strike Defense down 2 points to 85

· Joseph Benavidez – Standing Strike Offense up 2 points to 88

· Miguel Torres – Standing Strike Defense down 3 points to 77

· Junior Dos Santos – Strength up 2 points to 86, Standing Strike Offense up 2 points to 90

· Rashad Evans – Standing Strike Defense down 2 points to 82

· Nick Diaz – Cardio up 2 points to 91, Speed up 2 points to 79, Standing Strike Defense up 3 points to 78, Standing Kick Defense down 2 points to 71 (Jason's note: Cardio and speed moved up due to triathlon season?)

· Phil Davis – Takedown Offense down 3 points to 80, Takedown Defense down 2 points to 80

· Jason Miller – Cardio down 5 points to 78

· Brian Stann – Ground Strike Offense up 2 points to 83 (Jason's note: Post Sakara GnP, makes sense)

· Rory MacDonald – Ground Strike Offense up 4 points to 83 (Jason's note: Che Mills thinks this should be at 96)

· Joe Lauzon – Standing Kick Defense down 3 points to 75

· Chan Sung Jung – Strength up 2 points to 78, Standing Strike Offense up 3 points to 83, Submission Offense up 2 points to 78

· Dan Henderson – Strength up 1 point to 86, Standing Strike Offense up 2 points to 87, Standing Strike Defense up 3 points to 79

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+6 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-04-27 15:49

Everyone! Stop what you are doing! I have an important announcement to make:

Shogun vs. Hendo is on FUEL TV right now.

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+13 # HipsDontLie 2012-04-27 15:55

Mayhem probably doesn't feel too good about himself when he reads this.

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+11 # Guest 2012-04-27 15:56

Here's the +/- based on this article. Hypothetically, this should be a good gauge of how the fighters skills have improved/declin ed over the last year.

· “Legendary” Chuck Liddell: +9
· Paulo Thiago: -3
· Brendan Schaub: -3
· Mark Hominick: 0
· Joseph Benavidez: +2
· Miguel Torres: -3
· Junior Dos Santos: +4
· Rashad Evans: -2
· Nick Diaz: +5
· Phil Davis: -5
· Jason Miller: -5
· Brian Stann: +2
· Rory MacDonald: +4
· Joe Lauzon: -3
· Chan Sung Jung: +7
· Dan Henderson: +6

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+7 # CALI 2012-04-27 16:00

This is one funny list...
especiallyJoe Lauzon – Standing Kick Defense down 3 points to 75

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+3 # Guest 2012-04-27 16:28

this game is IMPOSSIBLE online.

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+8 # Guest 2012-04-27 17:27

This one made me laugh!

"Rory MacDonald – Ground Strike Offense up 4 points to 83 (Jason's note: Che Mills thinks this should be at 96)"

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-3 # Guest 2012-04-28 06:23

That game is so ruined.

Online gameplay doesn't works, stat updates don't work for everybody, they can't update current titleholders.

So sad...

Fighting vs buddy is awesome, but prepare money for new controler (even on Simulation, you' ll destroy your gamepad...Right Analog for sure)

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