Bob Sapp can sell a six-pack of Red Bull to a colony of mitochondria. The guy can sell ocean-side real estate on the equator of Mars. In Japan, he's a marketing demigod that deserves his own shrine some where in Osaka and judging by this promo of Sapp's upcoming bout at CFC 21 against Soa Palalei, he plans to extend his advertising prowess to the Land Down Under. The real question is: the land down under of what? Why is it under anything and why is the entire country complacent with being submerged in some gargantuan, mysterious object? That was never explained when I was in geography class, and it's one of the scariest things one could ever contemplate. What if Australia is really located down under a colossal water elemental and at the end of 2012, we're all going to feel the wrath of this beast. That's something I can't live with, man.

Damn, I'm drowning in a sea of paranoia. I can't live out my morning like this. Quick, someone find that video of the cat playing the piano. Ah, there it is. Now from one ridiculous video to another, watch this clip of Bob Sapp cutting a promo for his CFC 21 fight in Australia.

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+14 # TDM 2012-04-30 09:41

#SappWorldTour

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+8 # ShimadaSwag1 2012-04-30 09:49

Damn Bob Sapp, you straight up crazy

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+7 # Sambro 2012-04-30 11:22

That was so much more entertaining than Kennedy's video.

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+2 # Guest 2012-04-30 11:25

After watching his last 4 fights I think I can beat Bob in under 4 minutes. Hell he falls without getting hit.

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+11 # Guest 2012-04-30 11:28

Bob Sapp has two fights scheduled. Less than two weeks after one another. Must be expecting to win his first fight injury free!

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+1 # juice lee 2012-04-30 12:02

I don't know how I feel about that large of a man having access to a variety of stuffed animals

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+2 # Guest 2012-04-30 12:04

He pulls that accent off better than he pulls off his dives.

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+3 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-04-30 12:33

At first I thought the headline read "... But he can still fight."

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA no he can't.

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+7 # WeeMadAndo 2012-04-30 12:42

As an Australian, I am expecting to be more offended by his fight than that video.

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+3 # Guest 2012-04-30 20:38

In this video you see a crocodile, a dingo, a kangaroo and a GOAT.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-01 19:03

Not to discredit Bob Sapps salesmanship technique of red bull, but I know a family of mitochondria who enjoys six packs of Red Bull because they generate most of the cell's supply of adenosine triphosphate (ATP), used as a source of chemical energy.

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-02 23:47

I prefer creatine for my ADP to ATP regeneration.

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