Chael Sonnen approaches the English language as if every word stole his grade-school lunch and the only way he can exert revenge is to combine the most whimsical expressions and aim it directly at one person, usually Anderson Silva. Sonnen lays the verbal smackdown like Lindsay Lohan violates parole, flawlessly.

This Chael Sonnen and his unfiltered stream of consciousness. If only there was some quantifiable way to measure the veracity of smack-talk emerging from this guy's mouth. The energy could power a household of five, a fleet of Cheverolet Impalas and the MiddleEasy.com server for an entire year. You can never call Chael Sonnen a liar, even when a person that sounds like him calls into a radio show and does an interview claiming Lance Armstrong gave himself cancer. It's not called lying when NCAA Division I All-American wrestlers from West Linn, Oregon are involved. More along the lines of 'cleverly elaborated stories' that may conflict with a previous story.

That's why it's senseless to try to prank the guy. In reality, Sonnen pranked you before you were born -- you're just not that sophisticated to discover it. We now turn to exhibit #9403 as evidence that shock pens are impervious to Chael Sonnen.

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+24 # synthsis 2012-04-30 15:37

that pen just gave Uncle Chael +1 power.

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+12 # Guest 2012-04-30 15:47

haha he broke it like a matchstick

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-1 # Sambro 2012-04-30 18:38

Silva needs lay off the BigMacs.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-02 21:47

That Was CS getting electrocuted.

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+2 # Dr. Frasier Crane-kick 2012-04-30 15:37

theyre just getting bob saget AFV there

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+24 # Guest 2012-04-30 15:38

Dat nose...

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+14 # SkeetEmUp 2012-04-30 15:49

nice beak, bird dude

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+15 # Guest 2012-04-30 17:46

Can't be real

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-1 # Fedor the King 2012-05-01 04:47

I hope its not real

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+12 # Guest 2012-04-30 15:39

Chael Sonnen is too hard for life.

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+9 # Ninja 2012-04-30 15:43

I saw at least 3 articles saying that this was the Brazilian media "getting aggressive"

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+1 # Guest 2012-04-30 15:44

What the fuck is wrong with that guys nose, it bends like a finger and is 4 shades whiter then the rest of his face

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+3 # The Butter Knife Murder 2012-04-30 16:04

really??
u didnt notice its not real?

he's joking makin an impersonation of this man, now this is real and freaky:

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-01 21:52

I thought it looked fake but then again they are in brazil...and botched plastic surgery is real....

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+5 # TDM 2012-04-30 15:44

What Chael is doing is on another level. These Brazilians can't handle the arms of steel of Chael P. Sonnen.

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0 # Guest 2012-07-03 14:26

Arms of steel? How about balls of testosterone? lol

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-4 # aryanisLeftNipple 2012-04-30 15:54

I was done after the first 25 seconds, what where we talking about?

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+14 # Guest 2012-04-30 16:02

Those wacky asians.

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+7 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-04-30 16:21

Brazilians, I think it's fair to say that comedy isn't your thing.

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0 # noreaga 2012-05-01 04:09

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-2 # Guest 2012-04-30 16:23

A verdade é que comia a sabrina sato desde a manha até à noite...
Btw they ar not comedians

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+8 # Patrick 2012-04-30 16:23

'IN MY LEFT HAND... ANDERSON SPIDER SILVA.'

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+2 # Guest 2012-04-30 16:31

in more pressing news i just overheard my little sister schooling my father in the finer arts of ground defense and my father agreeing that MMA is the best combat sport such a beautiful moment.. i taught her well

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-2 # Guest 2012-04-30 16:36

Quoting HeadKckGdnight:

in more pressing news i just overheard my little sister schooling my father in the finer arts of ground defense and my father agreeing that MMA is the best combat sport such a beautiful moment.. i taught her well

forgot to mention my father is over 50 and a loooong time boxing fan

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+8 # WerdumFace 2012-04-30 19:44

twitter.com

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-1 # Guest 2012-04-30 16:31

haha do they think this is a big joke. Chael is coming in to take this bum's head off i don't think they realize it

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+1 # Guest 2012-04-30 16:42

Quoting MEOW:

haha do they think this is a big joke. Chael is coming in to take this bum's head off i don't think they realize it

the same head that was clear enough to set up a triangle choke with an elbow after taking 300 plus punches??

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+6 # StGutFree 2012-04-30 17:25

Hey, Frank Mir did something similar.

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+4 # Guest 2012-04-30 17:32

I wish Chael took down Birdman and pounded the snot out of his nose. And took that woman home and made her cook him steak. LOL

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+6 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-04-30 17:35

Doesn't get shocked. Breaks pen. Walks off. Like a boss.

Chael Sonnen's jawline is greater than the entire country of Brazil.

And the female uh... prankster? Host? Look how uncomfortable she got when Uncle Chael was talking about how Silva made it big and where he lives now.

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+4 # Guest 2012-04-30 17:47

HGH in the house

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-01 15:02

I want some.

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-3 # Guest 2012-04-30 18:46

I have a long held theory that Chael is Golden Age Superman. This video only adds to the evidence.

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-1 # tonyfamilia 2012-04-30 22:27

Somebody translate this please

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+5 # Beefheart 2012-05-01 00:27

anhhahaha chael just utterly shits on them, shits on anderson, acts as if they are idiots, scoffs at their pen and breaks it, and then rides of into the sunset on as steel horse, wanted dead or alive.

greatest fighter on earth?

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-01 03:44

"Ladies & Gentleman, boys and girls, in my left hand..."

Fuck me. Move over Bruce Buffer.

The new voice of the Octagon.

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-2 # Guest 2012-05-01 12:25

Last time he had more roids than alisteroid and he couldn't finhish silva, he ain't the best fighter in the world and rousimar palhares is just waiting to rip his leg off his body !!!

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0 # ShimadaSwag1 2012-05-02 12:37

I thought the joke was going to be Sonnen ripping off that guys blob off silly putty he calls a nose

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0 # Guest 2012-05-02 14:45

"SABRINA" in the monster voice was fucking hilarious. it's like: gibberish gibberish gibberish gibberish...SAB RINA(monster voice)...laught er gibberish gibberish

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0 # Guest 2012-05-02 16:09

Hail Chael P. Sonnen!!

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0 # Guest 2012-07-08 17:52

This is from a stupid brazilian TV show called "Panic on TV". The name of the guy with the fake nose is Daniel Zukerman Guendler and, like the other guy said, he's impersonating Luciano Huck, a host from the brazilian TV. The asian-brazilian girl is Sabrina Sato.

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