With the help of our buds over at NeoCell and Throwdown, LayzieTheSavage kidnapped Ronda Rousey and drove her to Stockton, California to train with the Diaz brothers and Gilbert Melendez. Ronda didn't put up much of a fight, since she loves being abducted by guys that have ridiculous three-word names combined into one grammatically incorrect name. Seriously, LayzieTheSavage is a name that should only exist if you were signed to No Limit Records in 1995. LayzieTheSavage creates a cognitive paradox in the sense that it represents two entities that are completely polarized: 'being lazy' and 'being savage.' Perhaps Layzie knew this and wanted to exploit the finer parts of the syntax of grammar, Noam Chomsky style.
In reality, Layzie probably thought it was the correct spelling of 'lazy' and just went with it. Either way, he exuded the 'savage' nature of his persona and filmed endless hours of an episodic feature that will be on MiddleEasy appropriately entitled: 'Ronda Rousey's Trip to the 209.' We were going to call 'Road Trippin' with Ronda,' but that's entirely too lame. Check out the teaser for the new show on MiddleEasy and be sure to tune in at some point next week when we release this freshness to the MMA world.