Two Bob Sapp videos in the course of two days, the Mayans may be right about 2012. Now it appears The Beast is offering $300, a free round trip ticket, hotel accommodation, VIP access and a chance to be a corner man in his fight at CFC 21 in Australia just for making the greatest YouTube burn video ever imaginable. Actually, you make make a video praising Bob Sapp, but for some reason I just don't think that would be adequate in this scenario. You can watch the embedded video below to acquire all the rules to the impending contest, or you can just read whatever I deem is appropriate in this article.
Keep in mind that if Bloodstain Lane entered this contest, the greatest you can hope to achieve is a sporty second place. There's also this guy from England, dresses up like Michael Myers and publishes off-the-wall YouTube videos. He's also a promising contender to whatever throne Bob Sapp has established in this contest. Maybe it's better that you just watch this video -- I have nothing left to tell you, you digital hooligans.