We sat on this interview for a day before we released it, solely because we have a thing for sitting on inanimate objects. Actually when we first viewed this interview of Martin Kampmann, it was completely ruined by some Steven Seagal impersonator doing his best to vocalize aikido movements in the gym. It was hilarious, actually. The dude was relentless in his attempt to break everything with his rudimentary martial art movements. In a parallel universe, LayzieTheSavage told Martin Kampmann to hold his thought just to focus the camera on the guy behind him. Unfortunately, on the timeline we inhabit, this is not the case. Not at all. In this universe, you will have to settle with trying to decipher what Martin Kampmann is saying while listening to some dude copulate with oxygen molecules. Normally we would scrap this interview and just chalk it up as a loss. However, since you guys are loyal readers, here's a fresh Martin Kampmann interview that normally wouldn't see the light of day.