Last week using the power of democracy we witnessed Tim Kennedy dancing around his backyard as the Black Swan - and it was glorious. The best part? It was all because you voted for it. One lucky voter even received a Ranger Up Prize Pack of Power™ for their voting efforts. Which is exactly the kind of questionable business model we roll with: we reward you for entertaining you. And it's time to do it all over again.

This week we have 66% of the leftovers from last week's outing; The Secret of Tim Kennedy's Training Regime (which garnered an impressive 31% of the votes last week) is crouched in the shadows, waiting to be unleashed on the world. The next short is Tim Kennedy's Masterpiece Theatre: Hamlet, which gained 18% of the votes last week and is up against equally stiff competition. The newcomer is Tim Kennedy's take on the 1986 comedy Crocodile Dundee. Will Dundee put a damper on Tim Kennedy's rendition of Hamlet and the Training Regime? Will we finally know what song the ponytailed acoustic guitar player is strumming (or is it a repeating melody)? Will Hamlet have his tragedy witnessed? Vote now in the comment section!

1) The Secret of Tim Kennedy's Training Regime

2) Tim Kennedy Masterpiece Theatre: Hamlet

3) Tim Kennedy Masterpiece Theatre: Crocodile Dundee

Just like last week, a random winner of a Ranger Up Prize Pack of Power™ will be plucked from the winning video's voters and be given T-shirts.

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-16 # Guest 2012-05-04 11:11

Tim Kennedy needs to fuck off already.

Go back to cleaning latrines or peeling spuds or whatever the fuck it is you do on deployment and leave comedy to actual comedians.

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+13 # Twinny 2012-05-04 12:31

you, sir, can fuck right the hell off.

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-6 # Sambro 2012-05-04 14:04

...or back to blowing up tall buildings.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-04 11:32

Training Regime!! The commenter above me is a douche!!

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+3 # Guest 2012-05-04 11:46

training regime

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+3 # TDM 2012-05-04 11:46

Training Regime now!

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-04 11:47

I would love to see Tim's version of Crocodile Dundee!

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+5 # synthsis 2012-05-04 11:47

I voted Training the first time around and I'm sticking with my vote:

Secret to Tim Kennedy Training

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+3 # Guest 2012-05-04 12:03

Traing regime. And here I thought i was the only person that trained with a acoustic accompaniment. I also have a full orchestra both lull me to sleep and act as my alarm clock, nothing will wake up from a sound sleep as full blown orchestra performing flight of the valkarie

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+3 # BigEyeGuy 2012-05-04 12:05

dude... Adam Yauch :(

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0 # Combo_Breaker 2012-05-04 12:23

2 Stop hatin'

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0 # Guest 2012-05-04 12:31

Random. Why don't you fuck.. Fucking scrub. Lets see that Secret to Tim's training regime

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-04 12:33

Quoting Jay Fry:

Random. Why don't you fuck off** fucking scrub. Lets see that Secret to Tim's training regime

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+3 # Twinny 2012-05-04 12:35

Dundee. As much as i want to see the training, Tim would would make a fantastic Crocodile Dundee. "You call that a gun? THIS is a GUN!"

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-04 12:37

Crocodile Dundee.

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+2 # Garrbanzzo 2012-05-04 12:37

Hamlet please (aka The Lion King)

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+2 # greatjake 2012-05-04 12:45

I'm sticking with Hamlet

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+2 # boloblack 2012-05-04 12:46

2) Tim Kennedy Masterpiece Theatre: Hamlet

Those eyes have mesmerized me.

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+1 # HipsDontLie 2012-05-04 13:35

Ok you guys, I have gained a couple of pounds recently and would very much like to see the secret to Mr. Kennedy's training.

PS fuck that Danish piece of shit, Hamlet. Why does he speak such good English?

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0 # Guest 2012-05-04 13:50

training! i wanna see that dude holding the guitar get tossed into a passing car!

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0 # dkommel 2012-05-04 13:58

Training regime ftw!!

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+2 # Jonesy 2012-05-04 14:18

Hamlet (Surprise surprise)

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+1 # Badapple11 2012-05-04 16:30

As much as I want to see his wife, ...TRAINING

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0 # WastedTalent 2012-05-04 16:33

Regimen guys. It's regimen. Not regiment, not regime, just regimen.

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+1 # Hermes 2012-05-04 16:51

Hamlet

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+2 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-04 23:56

Tim Kennedy doing Hamlet AS Crocodile Dundee. That would be impressive.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-05 09:21

while training

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0 # Guest 2012-05-05 11:52

#1 looks like it will be the cheekiest

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