Ben Askren doesn't care about our Frate Trane list. He also obviously doesn't give a damn about our Top Ten Fades list. Ben Askren doesn't care if you like him or the MMA trane he chooses to ride in on. All Ben Askren wants to do is win, win, win...and rock the most versatile hair in MMA. Askren's hair is like a hair anomaly. It goes from picked out afro to slick and straight with a few strokes of the flat iron. His hair can go from impersonating Kenny Powers to hanging out with bird-flipping Moms with just a touch of pomade and extra hold gel. Ben Askren's hair hangs out with NCAA wrestling champions. His hair is the frate trane of hair and these pics will prove it once and for all.

Askren as Kenny Powers:

Askren with 2006 NCAA Wrestling champions: Johny Hendricks, Sean Webster, Jake Rosholt, Cole Konrad

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+27 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-04 12:36

Still not convinced.

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-04 12:40

He looks miserable!

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+9 # Garrbanzzo 2012-05-04 12:42

If I didn't have wiki to tell me what school Hendricks went to I couldn't have picked him out with out the beard.

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+23 # Sambro 2012-05-04 12:43

Now I hate him even more. I want to plow his Mom in the butt for getting him into wrestling.

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+17 # WiseUp 2012-05-04 13:49

I clicked on this article for the sole reason of posting this exact same comment.

WTF Zeus

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+6 # Sambro 2012-05-04 16:39

Zeus tranes layngay with Askren.

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-04 16:41

I think he tried to justify this wrestlefucker's place in the FTL.

Fail.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-04 17:23

Is that even his mom in that pic? If it is, I just want to plow in general, she's a milf, fo sho!

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+8 # wrestle_fuck 2012-05-04 12:59

You should put Jake Rosholt's face on the frate trane list.

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-05 04:31

I can't stop laughing at this comment.

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-04 13:00

The frizzy haired fraggle rock wrestler has been done. Time for a new schtick since your fights are so boring. Can you catch the AIds from wrestlefucking?

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-04 13:02

In the 4th pic i couldnt stop staring at that woman's freakishly long and manly middle finger and what looks alot like a tongue ring in ben's mouth....

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-7 # Combo_Breaker 2012-05-04 13:04

Can't faze tha fro you hatin' h**s

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+11 # Guest 2012-05-04 13:05

Im alot like Ben Askren when it comes to giving my thoughts on Ben Askren being frate trane i cant even finish a senten..

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+14 # synthsis 2012-05-04 13:36

nope, still a douche.

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-11 # Guest 2012-05-04 13:50

How can you hate a dude after seeing that awesome Kenny Powers pic?

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0 # Hi. 2012-05-05 15:03

Easily.

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+12 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-05-04 13:52

There is only one welterweight contender in that picture and he has a Oklahoma State suit on.

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+20 # KevZeeBest 2012-05-04 14:23

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+4 # gardeninja 2012-05-04 15:19

Frate Trane? Ben snack break Askren?

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+19 # Guest 2012-05-04 17:00

The only part of a train Askren represents is the sleeper car.

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-04 20:38

this is perfect

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-05 03:13

Haaaa!

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+6 # connertreffry 2012-05-04 17:26

seriously askeren needs to come off the frate trane list

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-3 # BroncoWrestler 2012-05-04 19:13

It's Shane Webster not Sean. Bottom right is Ben Cherrington of Boise State who is my old coach, now the Northern Colorado coach, and went to the college that I do now.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-04 19:16

so you put him on the list b/c of those pictures???

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-05 02:16

Ben Askren doesn't deserve to be the same list as Mark Hunt

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0 # Guest 2012-05-05 11:19

last picture had hendricks and rosholt in it

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