It seems like the only guy who didn't know a Street MMA match can (and will) go down anytime, anywhere, was this poor soul attempting to remove himself from this earth by laying down in front of a car on a Russian motorway. First off: what a stupid way to attempt suicide. I doubt laying down in front of a car has the highest probability for a quick/painless death, especially when the driver of the car has a dashboard mounted camera and he's already warmed up for a Street MMA bout. Secondly: I don't think we've ever had a concerned mother/daughter duo as an audience before...

Watch one of the weirdest and most one-sided Street MMA matches in Street MMA history. And kids: talk to someone if you're feeling depressed. Don't lay in a motorway.

Edit: Apparently it wasn't a suicide attempt, the dude was trying to get paid. Or so MiddleEasy uber-fan and Russian Ted Malakhov told us:

But what if the car ran him over and he died? Would it not be suicide?

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+24 # TDM 2012-05-05 09:21

Guys, stop with the suicide thing. No one's attempting suicide. He was trying to get hit by the car so that he can get paid. In Russia, insurance fraud is a big deal, that's why you see all these dash cams. People are being dicks and drivers are protecting themselves. So the guy trying to get hit got what he deserved.

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+11 # Guest 2012-05-05 09:33

well, even if the guy was actually attempting a suicide, he deserves to get beat up b/c the experience of running over someone would have been a really shocking one for the driver and passengers.

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+2 # TDM 2012-05-05 10:14

If he actually got run over and died then I guess it would technically be a suicide. Most importantly, he'd be an idiot.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-06 15:17

Yeah, I dunno. Laying down seems a bit odd for an insurance scam. Seems like the chance of getting serious brain injuries would be a lot higher that way.

Love how the cop pulls up and the dude driving just drives off like its no big thing.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-06 19:38

Quoting TDM:

If he actually got run over and died then I guess it would technically be a suicide.1 Most importantly, he'd be an idiot.

Maybe I'm being overly critical, but I kind of think he has already qualified himself as a full fledged idiot by laying down in front of a car and getting soccer kick KO'ed in the street

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+15 # Guest 2012-05-05 09:46

Brutal soccer kick.

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+27 # bosswell 2012-05-05 10:30

In Russia, it's Pride rules 24/7

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+6 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-05-05 09:48

Suicide its a Suicide

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-05 10:07

1-800-dial that line

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+2 # Sambro 2012-05-05 10:19

You know what the Russians say, "Never trust a Russian!"

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+5 # Joey Jo Jo 2012-05-05 10:29

Angry man at the end of the video:
"Gay whore bitch!"

My sentiments exactly.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-05 10:33

Poor guy...to dumb to jump in front of a car and then gets beat up

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-05 10:46

lol this is brilliant.

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+3 # ConorVanSmack 2012-05-05 21:50

The police were pretty quick on the draw. Fantastic soccer kick.

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-1 # Guest 2012-05-06 21:19

makes me sad

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+3 # Sporadik 2012-05-07 04:44

So that is how Russians plank

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0 # Guest 2012-05-07 21:22

that's a crazy ass fight

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