It's important to note that when it comes down to the body absorbing bullets, Lavar Johnson is the closest thing the MMA world has to 50 Cent. In 2009, Lavar Johnson was gunned down at his family reunion on July 4th by some psychotic teenager. He took a bullet in the stomach and another in the chest, forcing the heavyweight to have emergency surgery. See, now you know why Lavar has that gnarly scar going down his entire torso. You no longer have to be embarassed when you stare at it.

Tonight, we witnessed a brutal amount of fists being assembled on and around Pat Barry's chin in the first round at UFC on FOX: Diaz vs. Miller. It was a bloody, brutal and most important, the entire country got to see what happens when two massive individuals come together inside of a geometrically perfect cage.

It was clear from the beginning the plan for Pat Barry was to focus on Lavar's legs, forcing him to wobble and eventually collapse on the ground like an obese ostrich. Lavar used his massive size to rush Barry in order to close the distance and then sprinkle him with whatever emerged from his massive fists. In the end, Lavar's gameplan won and the fight was stopped in the first round. Props to Big Johnson on his equally massive win.

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-05 17:25

ugh smh do your worst SST and for the record the name i had for you in case barry won was #BigJohnsonMade MeGay

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-3 # Sambro 2012-05-05 17:55

LOL! Barry going for the kimura was too much. I can always count on Barry to fuck up a fight. Your new name is SSTsHDoucheScat Fag

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-05 19:37

*americana

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+43 # HajiMMA_no_Ippo 2012-05-05 18:06

The transition from uppercut to celebration was flawless

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-05 18:13

Came here to say the exact same thing. Awesome.

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-05 18:46

bwahahaha awesome transition indeed

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+24 # Guest 2012-05-05 18:19

pat barry first planking in the octagon now tebowing in the octagon. he's such an entertainer.

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+6 # HajiMMA_no_Ippo 2012-05-05 21:17

Feel bad laughing at that, but lol

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+18 # Guest 2012-05-05 18:47

strkeforce hws>>>>>ufc hws by faaaaaar

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-05 20:50

Barry is going to end up punch drunk if he does not stop fighting

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+12 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-05-05 21:34

Poor Pat Barry, thats what happens when you fight the fucking Rock.

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+11 # Sambro 2012-05-05 22:43

Barry will always find a way to lose a fight that he's winning.

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-06 03:59

he was not winnin.lavar fucked him on the feet.he went down for stalling.

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+3 # Sambro 2012-05-06 09:38

He had him mounted then went to side control. He had top control and a sub attempt he could have finished if he knew any BJJ. Instead he decides, fuck the ground game where I was controlling the fight. I think I'll keep it standing where Johnson is the most dangerous. Get rocked by a left hook, then upper cut. I'm not gonna shoot for the legs to get my composure back. I think I'll lean against the cage and let him tee off on my face.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-06 09:53

he had him mounted or top control is not meaning he was going to win.

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+2 # LandOfCanaan 2012-05-06 00:00

mmmmm salad....

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+10 # Guest 2012-05-06 02:24

Look at Johnson's head. It looks like he either has corn rows in his fucking SCALP, or is wearing some kind of subcutaneous tanker's helmet. That's gangsta.

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+13 # Guest 2012-05-06 03:04

I'm still shocked Barry gave up mount when Johnson looked like a fish out of water on the ground

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+16 # Guest 2012-05-06 03:25

Shane Carwin vs Lavar Johnson

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-06 03:36

what I came here for to say. That's a must happen fight.

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-06 06:23

Travis Browne vs Lavar Johnson

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-06 08:58

Barry is entertaining but for the wrong reason. I'm not saying he shouldn't compete in MMA but maybe not in the UFC ... especially when the like likes of Barnett and Cormier are in Strikeforce.

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