If in the event you go on a date at a Thai restaurant in Hollywood, CA with a chick named Jessica, don't disclose your plans if a cataclysmic alien invasion happens on earth. Not only will she immediately not care about anything you have to say after you utter the phrase 'When the greys come...', but by the end of the night she will be making out with another guy at a dive bar located in Sunset Ave. and Vine. Apparently it's not cool to tell the opposite sex that you have a 'preparation bag' sitting next to your door in the event that aliens take an extended vacation to planet Earth. If you ask Chael Sonnen about his opinion on the entire alien phenomena, then you may actually get a scientifically sound assessment that would be appropriate for lectures at Midwestern universities. I'm digging this new Sonnen that is emerging, and on May 15th you can dive a little bit deeper into his brain by ordering 'The Voice of Reason: Your VIP Pass to Enlightenment' from Amazon. Will we have a contest when the book is released offering a free signed copy to one lucky MiddleEasy reader? Egh, maybe.

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+23 # synthsis 2012-05-07 11:36

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+9 # jawesome 2012-05-07 16:56

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+3 # ExonerateSonnen 2012-05-07 11:36

My name is and has always been ExonerateSonnen . There's your contest. Game over. Thanks for the book guys!

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-6 # Guest 2012-05-07 11:53

I am an athiest alien and i wish chael was my dad.

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+15 # Guest 2012-05-07 12:21

Quoting athiest alien:

I am an athiest alien and i wish chael was my dad.

You are are not worthy of Chael to be your father.
You are the product of a drunken Joe Son....

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0 # Guest 2012-05-07 12:34

I don't know why you would even reply to something so ridiculous, Righty.

By the way due to Chael's marketing campain his book has been top seller for the past 6 days, and it's not even out.

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-07 13:01

Quoting athiest alien:

I am an athiest alien and i wish chael was my dad.

cockfag!

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+3 # Guest 2012-05-07 12:40

This one pseudo-intellec tual video attempt by Chael is more intelligent than anything I've ever heard said before by Anderson Silva, whether in English or Portuguese.

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+9 # sakyamuni 2012-05-07 12:41

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+13 # Guest 2012-05-07 12:47

I love that a video of Chael Sonnen debunking the alien hysteria is directly above an Eddie Bravo video

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-3 # TDM 2012-05-07 13:25

It really doesn't matter if you like Chael's fighting and fighter personality. You absolutely have to agree with everything he says in this video, and if this is any indication of what's in the book, also most of what he writes in the book.

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-07 13:38

You can be triangled into submission on live television and people will still call you the champion if you show up with a belt.

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+9 # purplechewbacca 2012-05-07 13:43

god damnit, where is our RUMOR MILL?! event(s) happened over the weekend so there MUST be shit laying around!? ...or did i miss the memo that ME is cancelling rumor mills?

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+5 # juice lee 2012-05-07 15:37

I'm inclined to believe that they are more of a monthly Sunday morning rumor mill now..

meaning the article will be reserved for bigger events when super juicy rumors come up...

I miss em too but I think zeus and the gang got tired of people complaining about either insignificant rumors or the times when the rumors are a bit light... it could also be that other sites were reporting their RUMOURS as FACTS

idk

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+1 # Zeus 2012-05-08 08:43

Quoting juice lee:

I'm inclined to believe that they are more of a monthly Sunday morning rumor mill now..

meaning the article will be reserved for bigger events when super juicy rumors come up...

I miss em too but I think zeus and the gang got tired of people complaining about either insignificant rumors or the times when the rumors are a bit light... it could also be that other sites were reporting their RUMOURS as FACTS

idk

This, exactly.

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-07 14:34

Chael Sonnen is our generations Ayn Rand
His book will be a cornerstone of the new philosophical and political theory 'Sonnenism'

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-3 # StGutFree 2012-05-07 14:45

I'm sure this is going to be great, but I'm still going to wait for paper back.

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-6 # StGutFree 2012-05-07 14:51

also, I could see Sonnen really having a future in politics.

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+2 # TDM 2012-05-07 15:08

He already has a political past.

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-3 # StGutFree 2012-05-07 18:20

No Kidding...

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-07 15:12

lol genius

there are days that i hate chael sonnen

and then there are days like these where i love him

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+1 # jt33 2012-05-07 15:53

ive heard a lot of alien conspiracys, but ive never heard the one about an underground "manhattan" below roswell...maybe hes confused with area 51?

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+3 # Guest 2012-05-07 17:44

Chael Sonnen is cooler than the other side of the pillow.

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-2 # Guest 2012-05-07 18:32

FCK THIS GUY AND FCK EVERY MMA MEDIA OUTLET FOR FORCING THIS GLORIFIED CRIMINAL UNORIGINAL WWE LOUD MOUTH LAY-N-P ARTIST DOWN MY THROAT BECAUSE HE ALMOST PITTER PATTERED AN INJURED A.SILVA TO A DECISION WHILE BEING JUICED TO THE GILLS!!!!

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-3 # MetalHeadCrow 2012-05-07 19:52

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-07 20:55

Haha, great! Pitfall # 1; The non sequiter! What a fantastic rhetoric prof Chael could make. I should have read my Aristotle more closely.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-08 00:01

looks like he has a thinking head on his shoulders, that he looks at life rationally. makes a nice change from your average mma fighter quoting god every second sentence. because that is annoying as hell!!!

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+1 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-08 16:08

My birthday is May 15th... GIVE. ME. THAT. BOOK!

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