Johny Hendricks punches infinitely harder than you. No matter what number you have in mind, infinity is larger. In the vastness of space and the immensity of time, it is my joy to share a planet with Johny Hendricks. It gives me the reassurance that if aliens invaded earth, our first line of defense will be a dude that rocks a beard the size of all your hopes and aspirations when you were a kid. You could fit the meaning of life inside that beard. Better yet, you could shave it all off and use the follicles to construct that huge machine from the movie Contact. You know, that device that transports people to different worlds -- but technically not really. That movie always bugged me. I never understood why Jodie Foster cared about aliens, or why that blind guy couldn't see in that movie but he could see perfectly fine in others. The world makes less sense when you strategically try to place logic on it, so give your mind a break and look at this picture of a Johny Hendrick's face completely nude, pointing to a new high score he set at Chuck E. Cheese's. See, the dude is even better at arcade games than you. [Source]

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+21 # Guest 2012-05-08 19:06

he looks cuter with the beard :( no homo

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-28 # LayzieTheSavage 2012-05-08 19:07

Just because you say "No homo"...
doesn't mean that comment isn't homo as fuck!

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+36 # angrysamoan 2012-05-08 19:37

"Layzie is hard for Nick Diaz, no homo"

Yep you're right, still sounds pretty homo to me

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-30 # LayzieTheSavage 2012-05-08 19:51

is this what you fantasize about in your head, man?
???

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+9 # Guest 2012-05-09 04:02

fuck off idc who u hang out with go get tag teamed by the diaz's

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-08 20:14

How has this got -7? lol – that was funny.

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+13 # purplechewbacca 2012-05-08 19:23

dont u just wanna pinch his cheeks?!

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+12 # Guest 2012-05-08 19:07

800? daaaaaaaaayyumm

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-08 19:54

Quoting TjG:

800? daaaaaaaaayyumm

LLS this just made me think the dragon ball z classic its over 9000!!!!!!

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+47 # Guest 2012-05-08 19:08

He shaved it and found his baby.

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+17 # synthsis 2012-05-08 19:09

AAAAANNNNDDDDDD DDD............ .Down goes Sampson.

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+5 # MetalHeadCrow 2012-05-08 19:16

He's dead to me now

How do you shave such an awesome beard like that off?

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+10 # jrmoreau 2012-05-08 19:37

His jaw is massive.

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+10 # Guest 2012-05-08 19:56

Quoting jrmoreau:

His jaw is massive.

I've noticed that in alot of fighters especially the ones with good chins....

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+3 # Twinny 2012-05-09 14:43

except for Bigfoot Silva. and he's the Jay Leno of MMA chins.

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+10 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-08 19:55

Looks goofy as fuck without it. Put it back.

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+18 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-08 21:02

Post fight speech had me cracking up. "I just wanna bring the belt back to Taycksus!"

And the Battle Beard will make a resurgence before his next fight, guaranteed.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-08 22:31

It came from outer space...

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-08 22:40

What an enormous welterweight, he must cut from 600lb

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0 # Twinny 2012-05-09 14:45

in his last fight he only weighted in at 158. his beard, however, weighed in separately at 12.5lbs.

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0 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-05-09 04:47

Why doesnt he just walkout to Eminem and wear sunglasses in Chucky Cheese. Dummy

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+3 # Guest 2012-05-09 04:50

He looks a bit like Dan Henderson.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-09 06:39

Seems like a lot of wrestlers have giant chins, Hendricks, Henderson, Askren, Conrad, Lesnar, Fitch, Sanderson, Sonnen,Rosholt. ...must be some sort of conspiracy

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+2 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-09 14:00

Lesnar doesn't have a giant chin. He has a lil itty bitty chin that crumbles easily.

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-09 07:20

he always shaves his beard after a fight

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-09 07:24

Beard power!

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-09 09:51

This man has to be Hendos brother or cousin..juz sayin.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-09 21:19

BJ PENN?

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0 # Guest 2012-05-12 03:27

[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=ka8Vo PGFsAY[/youtube ]

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