Paulo Thiago was considered one of the UFC welterweight division’s most durable athletes until he stepped into the cage with Siyar Bahadurzada last month. The fight came down to one uppercut that sent the Brazilian’s consciousness into outer space, where Paulo got a chance to high five E.T. before returning to an Octagon in Stockholm, Sweden where dozens of doctors were reviving him with flashlights and organic smelling salts. In fact, ten of the last twelve opponents suffered the same fate at the hands of the Afghanistan born fighter who spent his childhood dodging bullets and collecting spent ammunition as a hobby. It’s really a bummer that Sexyama had to get pulled from UFC 149 due to injury, but we think it’s stellar that Siyar Bahadurzada gets to step in against Thiago Alves in what’s sure to be the best Canadian event of 2012. We’re huge fans of fistfights, and both of these guys like to make sure we stay fans of fistfights with unequivocal knockout power. Props to Joe Silva for understanding what keeps us waking up and blending acai + gunpowder smoothies every morning. [Source]

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+9 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-09 10:12

This is gonna be awesome. I'd like to think of something clever to say but that's about all I got.

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+13 # synthsis 2012-05-09 10:13

I think Sexyama dodged the "lose and get cut" bullet with this one. It could have been his 5th loss in a row. He and Dan Hardy should start a club.

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+10 # tetsuhana 2012-05-09 11:07

I didn't even know Sexyama was fighting Alves, it's fucking mind boggling who they keep matching this guy against.

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-09 10:13

Didn't Siyar tweet that yesterday? :-P gonna be a sick fight!

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+9 # Tom Hardy 2012-05-09 10:15

Typical Afghan, he's 28 but he looks 40 (love them!)
I'm kinda glad to be completely honest, I want to so Sexy have a proper warm up fight first, I mean give the guy a break lol.

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+4 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-05-09 10:23

I knew this yesterday lol...either way much better fight sexyama would have got raped worse than he did against vitor

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-09 10:23

Oh yes, there will be blood.

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+21 # KevZeeBest 2012-05-09 10:24

Now lets see what kind of death trap the send akiyama in now.

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+5 # Sambro 2012-05-09 11:18

Give him Pat Barry. Barry will try to out judo sexy for 3 rounds, then get KTFO.

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0 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-05-10 06:51

Quoting SST:

Give him Pat Barry. Barry will try to out judo sexy for 3 rounds, then get KTFO.

LMAOOOO!!! so fucking true. Well played sir.

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-09 10:49

I bet they'll feed Sexyama to Koscheck now.

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0 # synthsis 2012-05-09 11:02

Quoting Polybius:

I bet they'll feed Sexyama to Koscheck now.

said but true. He'll get wrestlefucked for 3rounds and sent packing back to Japan to help repopulate the country.

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+1 # Reverend Clint 2012-05-09 11:44

Quoting Polybius:

I bet they'll feed Sexyama to Koscheck now.

he will get raped worse than Nanking

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+4 # Garrbanzzo 2012-05-09 11:11

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-30 # Guest 2012-05-09 11:12

Thiago please knock this Taliban peace of shit out

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+23 # Sambro 2012-05-09 11:20

Taliban please dirty bomb Shitstain's house.

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+9 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-05-09 11:27

Quoting Bloodstaine Lane:

Thiago please knock this Taliban peace of shit out

he cant hear you idiot

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+9 # Guest 2012-05-09 12:21

Racist fat bitch, ignorant pussy... why would u say that on the internet lol say it to his face.

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-09 14:10

I feel like there is a story behind this... What has Siyar personally done to you, or your family, to give you the justification to call him a "piece* of shit"?

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-09 15:46

Does because Shitstain is a douchebag count as an answer to your question?

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+3 # Guest 2012-05-09 17:00

Quoting Bloodstaine Lane:

Thiago please knock this Taliban peace of shit out

"PIECE" of shit....

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-3 # Reverend Clint 2012-05-09 11:43

roids cant help thiago this time

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+2 # Hi. 2012-05-09 17:15

He never tested positive for steroids. He did use a highly effective, but banned, diuretic. To help weight cutting by sweating. Know your shit, or you'll look like an idiot.

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-2 # Reverend Clint 2012-05-09 18:31

know a joke you fucking child
this site is full of unfunny [censored]s like you
i will come to your place of work and rape you in front of all your coworkers

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-10 # Guest 2012-05-09 12:53

Quoting LastPandaMMA:

Racist fat bitch, ignorant pussy... why would u say that on the internet lol say it to his face.

Fuck off you Jamoke as for that snake i intend to say it to his face you pussy

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+9 # Guest 2012-05-09 13:22

And be sure to have one of your henchmen film your dumb ass getting your lights turned out and you jaw cracked in half when and if you ever grow the balls to say that shit. Now you have to do it because if you don't you'll look like the fat stinky pussy that you are.....Don't be scared homie!

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-09 13:49

The funny thing about Shitstain Lane is that everything he complains about from social media to pop culture to the internet to his perceived demise of society, he embodies. Take a look in the mirror douchebag, you're part of what's wrong with society BOZO.

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+9 # Guest 2012-05-09 17:03

Quoting esto:

The funny thing about Shitstain Lane is that everything he complains about from social media to pop culture to the internet to his perceived demise of society, he embodies. Take a look in the mirror douchebag, you're part of what's wrong with society BOZO.

Why does everyone think this is the real Bloodstain Lane? ....oh shit, time to go trim my mohawk.

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