Rampage Jackson just released an app that will probably unintentionally damage a lot of property

Rampage Jackson just released an app that will probably unintentionally damage a lot of property

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Rampage Jackson just released an app that will probably unintentionally damage a lot of property

Jason Nawara

May 10 |09:47

Last Updated on Thu, 10 May 2012 10:27

Remember back in 2006 when Rampage was in Pride and everyone was destroying their newly purchased flat-screen TV's because they didn't wear the Wii safety strap? My god the old days. Back when Japanese MMA was still king and bowling in your borderline condemned living room with half naked drug addled roommates was not only cool, it was encouraged. Those are days that will never come back.

Now Rampage Jackson has released a phone app that will measure your punching power and curse at you; either in praise or to mock your sissy whiff through the air. Like the wild west that was the early days of the Wii, this app will surely lead to a few broken smartphones and and grandmothers being punched in the temple, which is what any good entertainment product should do.

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+14 # Guest 2012-05-10 10:30

he still raps like a retarded four year old on the mic...

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+5 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-10 10:34

what the fuck it's only for iphone? I can't find it.

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0 # ispitzhotfire 2012-05-10 11:53

It says on the end that it is for android as well. Maybe it's not out yet??

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0 # Guest 2012-05-11 20:08

FYI-Even phones with accelerometers and gyroscopes only have the ability to estimate how fast the phone is moving during your punch motion... not how hard you throw.

Although, if you attached one to the top of a punching bag and calibrated the application for the weight/size of the bag, you might be able to.

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+7 # synthsis 2012-05-10 10:34

How long until TapouT comes out with a special glove with a pocket to hold your phone while you punch?

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-17 # Guest 2012-05-10 10:35

speaking of rap has anyoen been hearing what riff raff has been droppin? dude's a straight beast

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL1raKw-GW0[/youtube]

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-5 # noreaga 2012-05-10 12:01

Speakin of white dudes wit cornrows n braids....Nah ya eyes aint deceivin you par...If you aint never hearda this cornball ass muthafucka before its probably cos you dont hang out in trailer parks or search "WACKEST SHIT ON EARTH" on google enough namsayin. Son....we was mad at Vanilla Ice back in the 90s yo. This muthafucka is like the T-1000 version of Vanilla Ice my nigga. Newwww.....Impr ooooooved Vanilla Ice. I quit. I never thought I was gon see a white boy coon this fuckin hard EVER son. This muthafucka musta been injected wit the blood of Soulja Boy in his sleep yo. Son look like he a failed experiment that was designed by the government to spy on niggas in Magnolia Projects n shit....in 1998. The level of wackness this muthafucka capable of could probably make Fubu visors rain from the sky b. This muthafucka could probably cross his arms n blink n have you wearin a G-Unit sweatsuit without you knowin it son. Look at this cracker son...

Not only did this powder coon get a MTV logo tatted on his neck...but he actually got a BET logo n a World Star one to go wit it. On his actual flesh son...FOR. EV. ER. Nah yo...fuck this cracker, fuck his pulse, n fuck his heartbeat....fu ck his moms, his kids, his unborn...I dont give a fuck yo. I dont be wishin death upon nobody but this muthafucka need to die son.

http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/09/4th-annual-10-softest-niggas-in-game.html

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+12 # Guest 2012-05-10 15:12

neither of these posts belong here. i hope someone takes both of you to the highest mountain and throws you off. when you say "fuck his moms", do you mean he has more than one mother? or did you forget the apostrophe and the object it would imply ownership of?

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-11 06:11

noreaga-

You are officially the dumbest motherfucker on the internet.

This includes the fat kid who got his head stuck in a chair.

Congrats.

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+6 # Whos OmarPaulHarris 2012-05-10 10:40

So while searching for rampages punching app I found the new XARM app.

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+4 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-10 10:40

I would've bought an iphone, I just think it would've been too much of a hassle trying to explain to my friends that I'm not gay.

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0 # WiseUp 2012-05-10 15:18

Winner winner chicken dinner

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-1 # Guest 2012-05-10 10:57

that track was fucking awesome

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-1 # Guest 2012-05-10 11:08

That's rite Quittin' that's the only way you'll knock somebody out :) Keep it up BRA

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-10 11:37

What if you have a tablet? haha

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-10 11:56

I cannot believe an article has not been made about the Bellator fight tomorrow between Marius Zaromskis and Spiritwolf. Cmon now Zeus! Us fans have been waiting a while for a rematch between these two. Let's hype it up!

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-10 13:19

that's true man. Where you at Zeus? Don't be scared homie

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-10 12:21

I can't wait for the first youtube clips with flying iphones.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-10 14:21

I can see many smartphones flying and crashing...

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+2 # WiseUp 2012-05-10 15:16

Get a high enough score and you get to see a nude picture of Karyn Bryant.

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-10 23:51

I down loaded his app but, it keeps complaining that I dont respect it as much, that I dont play with it as much and that I didnt pay as much for this app.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-11 06:14

apparently shogun downloaded a copy and when he tried to use it, it said:

"system down, closed for repairs"

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-1 # Guest 2012-05-11 06:35

You`re all a bunch of retards judging by these comments.

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+1 # Sambro 2012-05-11 12:58

I keep getting this error message when I try to download it: "This app is not available to wrestlers?" WTF?

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