Remember back in 2006 when Rampage was in Pride and everyone was destroying their newly purchased flat-screen TV's because they didn't wear the Wii safety strap? My god the old days. Back when Japanese MMA was still king and bowling in your borderline condemned living room with half naked drug addled roommates was not only cool, it was encouraged. Those are days that will never come back.
Now Rampage Jackson has released a phone app that will measure your punching power and curse at you; either in praise or to mock your sissy whiff through the air. Like the wild west that was the early days of the Wii, this app will surely lead to a few broken smartphones and and grandmothers being punched in the temple, which is what any good entertainment product should do.