500 years from now alien archeologists will unearth Fedor's Sweater of Ultimate Power fully intact with the words 'One sweater to rule them all, one sweater to find them, one sweater to bring them all and in the darkness bind them' inscribed in some Russian-Elvish language. When these archeologists wear the sweater, they will immediately disappear and be able to see the eye of Sauron hanging off a rusty McDonald's billboard in the distance. These daring alien archeologists will discover that the spread of fast-food was the reason for humanity's demise, and Fedor tried to warn us through his contemporary fashion sense. Once relics are uncovered, they will discover the stripes on Fedor's sweater were strategically placed to oppose the horizontal stripes of Ronald McDonald's outfit. In some overly complex way, this was Fedor's way of telling us that we need to start eating healthy, exercise often, and watch more Boardwalk Empire. Fedor thought this was the proper way to exist, but it was impossible for him to express it because he couldn't speak English and he assumed Russia would absolutely hate Boardwalk Empire. Now it appears Fedor is trying to give us a message once again with this newly released Russian video of Fedor rocking the legendary garment.

Maybe you should spend time and witness the number three meme on our official list of The Top Ten Memes in MMA do its magic on your brain stem.

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+32 # synthsis 2012-05-11 13:34

There are not enough words in the English language to express how much this pleases me. Fedor's Sweater, UFC HW Champ 2013.

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+32 # Ninja 2012-05-11 13:40

Pedro Rizzo just dropped out of the fight and is gone into hiding in Brazil.

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+14 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-05-11 13:42

Fedor,

Im glad Evengi Kogan let you have your sweater back. Sorry about the money and other stuff, gone for good.

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+11 # Guest 2012-05-11 13:48

i'm still on the quest of finding a sweater just like this

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+15 # Guest 2012-05-11 13:50

Fedor's Sweater vs JDS
I got the Sweater via Armbar

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+11 # greatjake 2012-05-11 13:51

the bell sends the signal to all of Russia that Fedors sweater of ultimate power is back.

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+4 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-11 13:52

You guys should know it's not the Sweater Of Ultimate Power, it's the Sweater Of Absolute Victory. And yes, I did think he was gonna run through Bigfoot the last time he wore it.

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-11 14:08

^The ref shouldn't have stopped that fight or doctor, can't remember. Fedor would have eventually beat that behemoth.

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+5 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-11 14:19

I think that was early too, but I don't think Fedor was really doing much anyway, and he was lumped up at the end of it. Some people think it was an early stoppage against Hendo even though he was flatlined on the mat, despite recovering you don't go face down with your arms at your sides without being knocked out. I think Hendo hit him back into consciousness.

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-23 # Sporadik 2012-05-11 14:25

Wow Bill Cosby and a gay dolphin designed a sweater together

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+13 # boloblack 2012-05-11 14:37

Quoting Sporadik:

Wow Bill Cosby and a gay dolphin designed a sweater together

I'm willing to bet this POS was struck by lightning soon after posting this.

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-17 # Sporadik 2012-05-11 15:08

Quoting boloblack:

Quoting Sporadik:

Wow Bill Cosby and a gay dolphin designed a sweater together

I'm willing to bet this POS was struck by lightning soon after posting this.

Nope nice and sunny here!

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+8 # connertreffry 2012-05-11 18:15

Quoting Sporadik:

Quoting boloblack:

Quoting Sporadik:

Wow Bill Cosby and a gay dolphin designed a sweater together

I'm willing to bet this POS was struck by lightning soon after posting this.

Nope nice and sunny here!

you will burn

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+1 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-12 10:56

How dare you.

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+7 # Fedor the King 2012-05-11 15:06

Leave Fedor alone

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+10 # Guest 2012-05-11 15:20

And the sky opened up and the Lord handed back Fedor his sweater... "My son, you have learned your lesson, go now, in fulfillment of the scriptures and bestow an armbar upon the nations of naysayers."

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+45 # Letibleu 2012-05-11 15:22

Little known facts about the sweater:

-It leaves no shadow.

-The Americans have a code name for it, Seal Team 6

-If you unravel it, it will pull other dimensions together and will ultimately form a black hole

-Fedor is the only man known to be able to carry the power of the sweater

-Fedor did not chose the sweater. It chose him.

-The sweater wanted Fedor to become more humble, so it left him to make him taste defeat. 3 times like the ghosts of Christmas.

-Shawn Tompkins said the sweater looked gay last August. RIP buddy. (too soon?)

-If you look up 'sweater' in a thesaurus, you will find out there is no alternative.

-They built a big machine called the large hadron collider to try to explain the sweater.

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-11 16:20

this is one of my all-time favorite comments!

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+4 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-11 16:48

Ordinarily I'd love that Tompkins joke as it's the exact kind of horrible joke I enjoy. But I met the guy and he was one of the nicest guys I've ever met. Genuinely a good person. I still voted it up.

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+5 # Letibleu 2012-05-11 17:17

I met him too briefly in Montreal. Nice guy, took his time with all the fans that recognized him. Koscheck remains the ultimate douche with fans.

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+12 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-05-11 15:57

Someone needs to come out with some MMA Shorts that look like that sweater, they could print money!

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-18 # Guest 2012-05-11 18:00

who cares, this fat ass sucks.

hid from ufc, fighting jamokes like rizzo.

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+15 # connertreffry 2012-05-11 18:17

Quoting Dick Niaz:

who cares, this fat ass sucks.

hid from ufc, fighting jamokes like rizzo.

die

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-7 # Letibleu 2012-05-11 18:22

Quoting connertreffry:

Quoting Dick Niaz:

who cares, this fat ass sucks.

hid from ufc, fighting jamokes like rizzo.

die

Fedor nuthuggers have come out of hiding. I missed you guys!

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+1 # Reverend Clint 2012-05-12 16:41

good thing this aint BE or you would have been killed by a ninja keyboard warrior

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-12 09:14

Quoting connertreffry:

Quoting Dick Niaz:

who cares, this fat ass sucks.

hid from ufc, fighting jamokes like rizzo.

die

Slowly. And Painfully.

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0 # Badapple11 2012-05-11 18:51

USOKADEEK!

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-12 04:35

This is the best moment of my life.

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+3 # Letibleu 2012-05-12 06:21

Quoting seal team sex:

This is the best moment of my life.

You finally got to sneak a peak of your sister in the shower?

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-12 07:23

Quoting Letibleu:

Quoting seal team sex:

This is the best moment of my life.

You finally got to sneak a peak of your sister in the shower?

I`m gay so........

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+5 # Letibleu 2012-05-12 08:01

Quoting seal team sex:

Quoting Letibleu:

Quoting seal team sex:

This is the best moment of my life.

You finally got to sneak a peak of your sister in the shower?

I`m gay so........

You finally got to sneak a peak of your brother in the shower?

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-12 11:41

Fedor looks like a gay Freddy Krueger in that sweater. Still the man though

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+2 # Reverend Clint 2012-05-12 16:42

Freddy with down's

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+3 # Letibleu 2012-05-12 22:03

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+1 # Letibleu 2012-05-12 22:07

you're welcome :)

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-1 # Guest 2012-05-13 03:09

That gay jumper is all thats left of this once great man what else can u say about Fedor nothink next stop KSW heavyweight belt against Pudz

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