Spending your Saturday night in front of a Peking duck is a symbol of prestige and wealth in Chinatown, NY. You don’t even have to eat the duck, it can just sit there at your table, golden brown, with its neck curled up under its stomach while people outside stare through the window at the dead animal on your table. It’s not customary to point and laugh at the people on line waiting to get in, but it’s completely acceptable behavior if you feel the need. In fact, there is no etiquette in Chinatown. Be as drunk, loud, and obnoxious as you want. Whatever you did to afford this meal makes you the king of your domain. Anyone who says otherwise will get dropped faster than Kimbo’s opponent last night. [Source]

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+63 # WiseUp 2012-05-13 10:32

Hey, at least he showed up.

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-20 # Guest 2012-05-13 10:42

yup the opponent may have forgotten to punch back but at least he showed up

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-13 10:54

Quoting WiseUp:

Hey, at least he showed up.

THIS /\ LOL

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+6 # MediocreThreat 2012-05-13 11:51

I heard Kimbo donated his purse to St. Jude.

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+7 # WiseUp 2012-05-13 11:52

The one he stole on the way to the venue?

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+22 # HipsDontLie 2012-05-13 10:35

Bob Sapp shouldn't be allowed to fight twice in one day.

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+14 # synthsis 2012-05-13 10:38

Kickstarter: Middle Easy International Can Crusher league heavyweight belt Kimbo vs Bob Sapp.

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+5 # synthsis 2012-05-13 10:55

Of course Kimbo would come in as the heavy favorite since he is on a winning streak at -4000000 and Sapp would be the major underdog at +100 but the fix is in and we all get trolled when Ol' "taps to strikes" belly to back suplexes Kimbo Randleman-style through the cage to win the belt.

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+23 # Guest 2012-05-13 10:38

so how many cans have to take a dive before we see Kimbo in a real fight?

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+12 # Guest 2012-05-13 10:56

lets fight again can vs can...at least i won a fight in the ufc

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-13 11:04

Christ, here we go again.

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+13 # Guest 2012-05-13 11:06

watch your balls

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+15 # Guest 2012-05-13 11:15

...yawn...

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-3 # Guest 2012-05-13 12:48

really hunt

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-13 12:57

...yawn...

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-3 # Guest 2012-05-13 13:18

really a straight armbar

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-13 13:50

Sorry guys I skipped again,but I'm here now

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-13 14:08

............... ...wait cum back

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-2 # Guest 2012-05-13 14:46

That was 2010. It is 2012 now and I'm on my way to the title and you're, no longer in the UFC and getting TKO'd by someone who doesn't even have a wiki page.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-13 15:45

KFC wants yo back

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-2 # Guest 2012-05-13 15:46

i messed up the rotation i meant to put kfc instead of hunt

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-1 # Guest 2012-05-13 19:56

dude, don't fuck up the rotation.

Be polite, pass to the right.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-13 21:47

pass it to me next

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+10 # Guest 2012-05-13 10:48

Nick Diaz was supposed to have fought last night, and his opponent forgot he was Nick Diaz

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-13 10:59

what a ferocious display of power and skill!

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-13 19:00

Hey, it's boxing. Everybody fights cans for a couple dozen matches. Once you're 20-0, you can think about taking on contenders.

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+2 # Puck 2012-05-13 11:09

"Gotta eat."

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-1 # Guest 2012-05-13 12:00

Put Kimbo in against David Haye.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-13 12:07

at least he showed up unlike some tucker

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-13 12:33

So all MMA news this week are, Bob Sapp, Kimbo in boxing, and a no-show Nick Diaz grappling expo. Awesome MMA news. Throw in some street-mma there and we got everything.

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+8 # SkeetEmUp 2012-05-13 13:13

idk about you but i come here for the funny

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-13 13:50

indeed, and the funny is delivered on a wholesale basis.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-13 14:36

Another Kimbo fight, another work. After the controversy last time they wanted to make sure he ended this one decisively. Obviously this guy was paid to take punches without throwing any, and fall down when he couldn't take them anymore. Dumb.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-14 00:10

Kimbo Slice doing his part for mother earth and recycling cans.... oh he was boxing them? oh...

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