Who could really believe there's some animal that wanders the fields of Mexico, killing livestock and surgically removing their organs? Come on, folks. According to modern convention, the chupacabra is a alien creature with scaly, green skin that has piercing red eyes and only exists in Mexico because -- well no one really knows why it stays in Mexico. Perhaps the US Border Patrol really has a strong aversion to aliens that are illegal aliens. Over the weekend, Rory MacDonald received a devastating black eye in training, which rendered him into the disfigured mess that he tweeted yesterday. However, the truth will soon surface that MacDonald is science's first human/chupacabra hybrid, and this photo is further evidence supporting my bogus claim. Damn, look at that thing!

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+11 # Taz Styles 2012-05-13 14:02

Wow, that looks bad!

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+36 # Guest 2012-05-13 14:50

looks insane but at least he showed up

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+7 # connertreffry 2012-05-13 14:03

that is rawesome

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+4 # TDM 2012-05-13 14:05

Gonna haunt my nightmares.

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+6 # ShimadaSwag1 2012-05-13 14:06

Something wicked comes this way!

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+13 # Guest 2012-05-13 14:16

Acne

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+14 # Guest 2012-05-13 15:54

he's one of the few fighters that can actually it on blame puberty

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+19 # Guest 2012-05-13 16:36

what the fuck did i type

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+17 # Garrbanzzo 2012-05-13 14:17

I once had a hangover so bad that caused me to vomit so hard my eye looked like that. In hind sight I should have taken a picture of that.

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+5 # benny 2012-05-13 14:41

Must have been a great night.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-13 14:35

Marilyn Manson just blew his wad to this pic.

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0 # benny 2012-05-13 14:42

Black eyes are fun.

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+14 # Guest 2012-05-13 14:50

When is proactive going to sponsor this kid?

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+17 # Guest 2012-05-13 15:10

his ground n pund is nasty for two reasons, damage and the back acne

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0 # Guest 2012-05-13 15:01

Hope that doesn't permanently affect his vision

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-10 # Nazty111 2012-05-13 15:16

i had my eyeball scratched by a girl defending her pussy brother when i was younger, had the same result without the shiner and that dirty acne. hes gonna look like the terminator for around 6 months..

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0 # CALI 2012-05-13 16:04

Is that Helwani ?

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-13 17:59

All the people making fun of his acne have assne.

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+11 # Guest 2012-05-13 18:00

Directly related to the loads they take in their assholes on a daily basis.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-13 20:41

Guys, sometimes people just have acne

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+3 # Letibleu 2012-05-14 06:30

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-2 # wrestle_fuck 2012-05-14 07:24

Somethings you don't need to instagram.

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