Initially this contest was supposed to end late last night, but I got all depressed from our Braulio Estima video and I played Minecraft for the entire night. I didn't even take a shower. My legs are still covered with sweat from running around with Ronda Rousey at the World Jiu-Jitsu Expo in Long Beach, California. We have tons of other footage from the event, but we're probably not going to post anything else since we sort of broke traffic records yesterday with this one.

However, now it's time to award one of our readers with free swag, compliments of NeoCell and their Collagen Sport product. As expected, all of you psychos just rained with thumbs down on the contest page. There was one MiddleEasy member that was consistent in his haiku offerings, and among his multiple entries, this one seemed the greatest one -- thus we have a winner in Dana Whitu. Congrats bud! Now be sure to give us your address so we can get your unhealthy butt healthy once again with Collagen Sport.

Pavlovian Wood

Summoned When Goldie Says The

Lovely Whoever

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-14 08:48

indeed

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0 # synthsis 2012-05-14 08:50

that's actually a legit Haiku and I can dig it. There's one exception to this rule though:

"The Lovely Chandella"

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-4 # Gruden Free 2012-05-14 09:09

Totally robbery. I went through a lot of trouble to stuff the ballot box and make sure that I had the only positive total.

bros in tapout gear
affliction wares everywhere
douche bag culture war

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-2 # Guest 2012-05-14 09:38

I dont get it

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0 # synthsis 2012-05-14 11:39

Quoting Chomp:

I dont get it

because you're a dullard.

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-1 # Sambro 2012-05-14 09:44

Rhonda! Rhonda Rousey!

Get Zeus a tissue!

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-3 # Dana Whitu 2012-05-14 12:28

Thanks to Zeus and the crew at

MiddleEasy com
The Net's Most Original
MMA Timesink

Thanks also to NeoCell Sport Collagen, Ivan Pavlov, his dogs, and all the MiddleEasy.com contributors and readers who made this a fun contest.

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+3 # Sambro 2012-05-14 17:17

You better test that supplement on your neighbor's dog 1st before taking it yourself.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-14 12:56

That haiku was fucking stupid

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0 # Guest 2012-05-14 15:52

hear hear
Pavlov seems to be pretty popular on this site.

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-1 # raoulduke666 2012-05-14 13:19

Wouldn't it of made more sense for either Middleeasy, or Collagen to pick their favorite?

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0 # Guest 2012-05-14 19:40

Re-Read Zeus's post

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-3 # Guest 2012-05-14 15:49

I don't blame to haiku writer for such a shitty poem, I blame the moron judges who picked this as the winner... put-lease.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-14 17:59

Create and judge your own contest, you cum-sucking whore.

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+3 # Guest 2012-05-14 16:46

That haiku was awesome.

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+1 # CALI 2012-05-14 19:45

You know, i'm not gonna accept the fact that this is a loss... I've lost contests before and i'm not gonna accept those either. That aint right, you know, I didn't down vote anybody the whole time, i stayed on top. You know had i thought i wasn't ahead i bet u i probably would've finished a better haiku. And uh, you know, i think i'm done with these contests you know i don't need this shit. If this is the way they understand how to win in here, i don't wanna play this game no more...i'm out of this shit

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