In 2009 we discovered BJ Penn trained with Aquaman and spliced some of his DNA into his own in order to be able to hop out of pools without using his hands. From that day, the question of whether BJ Penn trained was laid to rest (but the question of whether his genetic code has been modified is still up for debate). Later that year, it was revealed at Professor Xavier's Institute for Higher Learning that BJ Penn graduated with the ability to put his leg around his neck without using his hands. Professor X expected BJ Penn to be able to remove his torso and replace it with a box of Frosted Flakes at some point in 2012, but it appears that BJ Penn has permanently retired from the sport we all loved to see him lick his gloves in.

Last night, Josh Koscheck tweeted that the UFC offered him a welterweight bout with BJ Penn, despite The Prodigy expressing a multitude of times that he has retired.

This morning, BJ Penn refused to stay within the bounds of Twitter's 140 character limit and used Twitlonger to express that he has no intention to come out of retirement anytime soon. Unfortunately, BJ Penn failed to recognize that Josh Koscheck actually owns a private plane in his overly long tweet.

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-19 # Guest 2012-05-17 12:54

YES love them both time to celebrate


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-18 # Guest 2012-05-17 12:55

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-18 # Guest 2012-05-17 12:55

[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=k2uy8 YhmyLAfeature=f vwrel[/youtube]

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+7 # StGutFree 2012-05-17 13:30

worst link ever.

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-17 12:56

okay? ^^

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-17 13:26

I wish Josh would stop taking himself so seriously and realize that he is nothing more than a gatekeeper.
Jake Shields of all people showed better stand-up against GSP than he did. Plus the fraggle fuck couldn't even submit Daley.
I hate hearing about Koscheck, I blast sperm up my dogs ass and listen to it ooze, than to read, hear, or see another article about him.

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-4 # Guest 2012-05-17 13:39

To be fair to koscheck, GSP could actualy see through both eyes in their fight. plus when was the last time Jake even so much as damaged anybody with his fist?(eye gouges don't count)

that said i wish BJ would come out of retirement just to beat Koscheck's ass, but i completely understand and respect his decision not to.

damn shame that BJ, who knows what what he could've achieved if he actually was serious with his training and dedicated himself to cardio. in my opinion he was outboxing Diaz till he gassed towards got tired at the end of the first and gassed in the 2nd

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-9 # Guest 2012-05-17 13:49

Quoting SemperFidelis:

To be fair to koscheck, GSP could actualy see through both eyes in their fight. plus when was the last time Jake even so much as damaged anybody with his fist?(eye gouges don't count)

that said i wish BJ would come out of retirement just to beat Koscheck's ass, but i completely understand and respect his decision not to.

damn shame that BJ, who knows what what he could've achieved if he actually was serious with his training and dedicated himself to cardio. in my opinion he was outboxing Diaz till he gassed towards got tired at the end of the first and gassed in the 2nd

Don't blame him, it's hard to reach your full potential when your named after a sex act.

Hawaiians are cruel like that though, that's why we banished their brown ass's to an Island and have Dog Chapman fuck them up when they get out of line.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-17 15:04

Suggested reading: http://www.amazon.com/The-Complete-Book-U-S-History/dp/1561896799/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1337292313&sr=8-1

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+7 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-17 15:59

To be fair to GSP though, and I HATE to do that, Josh Koscheck suffering a fight with one fucking eye is just plain karma. He's the reigning king of eye gouges. BJ would flatten his ass though. I dunno why disco pubes wants to even make that challenge, there's literally no place he could win that fight even remotely. If he could even take BJ down he's in just as much trouble as standing. And unlike GSP's fights, the refs aren't gonna be instructed to let the clock run.

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+2 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-05-17 13:30

I'm surprised Josh can even see out of his right eye enough to tweet that.

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+17 # Guest 2012-05-17 14:30

Koscheck wants to fight guys who retired. lol

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+6 # BigEyeGuy 2012-05-17 15:44

Love ya B.J! stay home, have some fucking fun...

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0 # Beefheart 2012-05-17 18:28

wtf is with kos and wanting to fight dudes on their way out?

hughes was thinking of never fighting again before the kos fight, bj clearly is too, weird shit.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-17 20:07

big payday against guys he can beat


(or at least very favorable matchups)

BJ and Hughes are WAY bigger PPV draws than anyone else that Kos could fight, he ain't gettin another GSP fight ever, he will never be champ, might as well get as much money as he can.

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+1 # OneManGOONsquad 2012-05-17 21:59

God, he couldn't get any lamer. He might as well challenge us to fights.

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-18 07:27

How about fighting guys who aren't retired... Guys like Rory McDonald, oh yea, that kid would wipe the floor with Koscheck.

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