There are no victors in a Bob Sapp fight. Since his last win against Sascha Weinpolter in March of 2010, Bob Sapp has gone on a seven fight losing streak in MMA, with an average fight time lasting 1:18 seconds. But Bob Sapp is no average man. In the last seven days The Beast has lost twice with a total fight time of fifty two seconds. That's right, Bob Sapp lost to Pudz, left Poland, presumably went straight to Australia then lost again Soa Palelei in 12 seconds at Cage Fighting Championship 21 sometime yesterday.

THQ needs to patch Bob Sapp into the negatives immediately.

Here's the appropriately low-fi video of this strange tour Bob Sapp seems to be taking around the world for everyone to witness.

Thanks to MMA Victor for finding this...Whatever this is.

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+36 # Guest 2012-05-18 16:19

I am shocked by this news

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-4 # Guest 2012-05-18 17:04

At least the new First Five California girl is hot.

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+22 # SkeetEmUp 2012-05-18 20:44

the resemblance is uncanny..

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-4 # jgpenate 2012-05-19 06:55

Duh I'm just passing by...pretty close but "The Crusher" was white.

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+18 # Ninja 2012-05-18 16:22

Why does anyone still care? It seems like a lot more than 7 fights

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+10 # Guest 2012-05-18 19:53

At least Sapp showed up

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+7 # Sambro 2012-05-19 08:37

that's all he does is show up.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-20 07:39

to get that check then leave as quickly as possible, its like a hooker coming on you then leaving with your money before you come..

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+38 # Guest 2012-05-18 16:30

The winner of a Bob Sapp is Bob Sapp. This motherfucker shows up, "fights" for 10- 30 seconds then "loses" to collect 20-30K . If I fought him, I'd go Kid Yamamoto on his ass

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-13 # Guest 2012-05-18 16:31

*bob sapp fight

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-18 23:40

Yeah, it's been pretty obvious for a while that Sapp is just catching a paycheck though MMA.

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+25 # Guest 2012-05-18 16:34

he is an embarrassment to MMA.

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+27 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-05-18 16:47

I bet a Bob Sapp brain scan would look like a fucking kaleidoscope.

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+26 # Guest 2012-05-18 16:48

I just wonder what makes a person think "hey, you know what, I think we should sign Bob Sapp for a fight" at this point.

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+45 # Guest 2012-05-18 17:44

I'm getting to the point that I am no longer afraid of large black men.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-19 04:22

that's what sapp is about. that and the little penis complex, they are goners

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+12 # MotherFuckingSteve 2012-05-18 17:47

Betting lines for Bob Sapp vs Jason Guida

Sapp +1200
Guida -1600

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-17 # thefaceless 2012-05-18 17:48

I'm 5'8'' n 165 pounds, I'd love to fight this fag to get my mma carreer started

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-15 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-05-18 22:56

get this man more thumbs up

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+32 # Jonesy 2012-05-18 17:49

get that Bob Sapp vs Middle Easy reader movement going, I'll step up

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+39 # Guest 2012-05-18 17:57

A guy lands a twister at the same event and u write a story about sapp

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-18 17:58

my god, he would be a dream for any1 who wants to debut their mma career against .

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-18 17:58

#BobSappWorldTo ur2012

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+4 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-18 18:08

Fucking genius.

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-3 # RehabNYC 2012-05-18 18:27

WORLD FAIL TOUR 2012

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-18 18:47

I think The Beast owes Yakuza some yen.

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+4 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-18 21:44

Probably not, Yakuza probably bet against him and he'd get some kickback. Smart as fuck. They've been backing him for years, you think they don't talk?

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-5 # Guest 2012-05-18 19:14

ME CLICKS ENABLES HD'S, ENABLE HD'S DON'T WORKS???

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+4 # Sambro 2012-05-18 19:52

Why even give him any press?

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-18 20:36

Please no more Bob Sapp news, he fights every week, we must hear about him EVERY week? And it wouldn't even be news, just bring him up whenever he wins again.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-18 20:49

i would be so mad if i was the fan that won this contest.

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-1 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-05-18 22:59

Fuckin mulinyans

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-1 # Guest 2012-05-19 06:19

efukt?

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+1 # Sambro 2012-05-19 08:35

I love that site. "You look like a ghetto chupracabra."

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-1 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-05-19 09:38

Learnt it from Sopranos

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-1 # Guest 2012-05-19 13:09

the last one is I Fuck moonlionairs thats why

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0 # Sambro 2012-05-20 08:48

LOL! She got bitch slapped for saying that.

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-18 23:12

haha gotta love Sapp for milking it for all its got..

id love to see a documentary on Sapps life and how he's made a career of losing.

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-19 04:24

yes it's a shame but he's just being smart about it while keeping his marbles. we lose though. the promoters are to blame here, not sapp imo.

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+2 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-05-19 04:21

He looks so ashy

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+3 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-19 09:06

This is getting ridiculous.

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0 # snootch72 2012-05-19 09:38

He is definitely throwing the fight. he is paid to lose.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-19 18:51

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-19 10:26

That is some sad shit right there.

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+2 # Sporadik 2012-05-19 11:42

Him and Tito should train together

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-2 # Guest 2012-05-19 12:36

he's not paid to lose. he just sucks dick

its mind blowing, nogueira had trouble beating him

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-19 18:08

Edit... no me gusta.

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+2 # Guest 2012-05-19 20:48

o rly?

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0 # Guest 2012-05-19 14:48

"Job Sapp"

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