Another vote has been collected and after fumbling around with our calculators, carrying the one and using little beads to tabulate the results, we have come to a decision; Tim Kennedy's Masterpiece Theatre: Anchorman has won with over 60% of the vote. After an initial blast of 'Hamlet' backers (they are a vocal minority) Anchorman ran away with the vote in every district by far. Crocodile Dundee backers were few, but passionate and there are hushed mentions of them holding a caucaus to discuss their champion's campaign strategy going forward. Reports out of the Hamlet camp have them regrouping and focusing on Iowa and Ohio.
Here's Ron Burgandy: Afternoon Delight.