Last week my mom called to inform me that she bought a tray of stevia plants at Wal-Mart because they were on clearance. I told her she could harness the power of Jesus Christ if she mixed stevia with water and smoked marijuana accordingly. After she asked if I was intoxicated, I went on to tell her that if she teamed up with Dana White and placed stevia in the ocean to make 'Pure h20', they could create even more beach front property to sell to the rich. I inserted 'playa' and 'homeboy' at the end of each sentence in an attempt to draw her deeper into the Dan Quinn vortex. It worked. She's hooked on stevia and has seen nearly all of Dan Quinn's YouTube vlogs except this one.

This morning, TMZ released a video of The Saint of Stevia threatening the UFC president, Dana White. In actuality, this is nothing new. Dan Quinn has threatened Oprah, Dana White, Bill Gates and God in the past -- but it's always good to see Quinn make TMZ.

Also, we still plan to release our The Saint of Stevia documentary -- eventually. Check out the TMZ video below.

Here are the audio tapes TMZ acquired of Quinn threatening to put a bullet through Dana White's head. For some reason, I think it's just Dan Quinn being Dan Quinn. The dude doesn't even know how to fire a gun without being 'spun' on stevia.

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+4 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-19 08:31

Alls well in Stevialand.

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-19 08:37

Sounds like a guy with a Hispanic accent to me.

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-1 # Guest 2012-05-19 08:42

The dan quinn kimbo slice callout is hilarious. If dan quinn was suck a good olb at notre dame then why is he still talking about that stop he made on fourth and inches twenty years ago?

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-19 09:18

Dan Quinn: The man, The myth, The Legend....

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-1 # Guest 2012-05-20 13:24

A hobo, a loser, a punk..

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0 # TDM 2012-05-19 11:48

I've never wondered about this before but...what if Dan Quinn...and Bob Sapp...fought?

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-2 # Guest 2012-05-19 12:15

That is not Dan Quinn

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0 # chiggs 2012-05-19 13:24

Quoting Kentpaul:

That is not Dan Quinn

Said the exact samething already. Listen to ANY other Quinn vid/rant, and you can plainly tell. Same for the 'Irish' voice..its not Dan either by sounds of it, and it has been run thru a voice distorter too giving it the distinct 'computer' sound.

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+1 # Guest 2012-05-19 16:20

This is hilarious. Is Dan capable of making these threats? Yes. Can he carry the threat out? No, he's too poor and couldn't afford the gun. It's laughable hoe that is so not Dan's voice. He's being troll'd right now buy a guy with Dan's # because Dan gives it out on the internet every video he makes

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0 # Guest 2012-05-19 21:25

You can understand why his voice sounds different if you listen to it spun out on stevia.

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0 # Some Guy 2012-05-19 21:48

Propah man!

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0 # Jmooby 2012-05-21 06:01

this is dumb. doesnt sound like Dan.

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