After shooting a Muay Thai show in Flushing, NY this weekend, I noticed a man with half his head shaved leaving the venue.  He literally buzzed half of his head down the middle.  At first, I thought maybe he could only afford half a haircut, which would be incredibly unfortunate, but then I figured that’s probably the joke the rest of the world makes when they see it.  I decided he’s a time traveler who arrived in 2012 from the distant future, and we’re all the weird ones with uniform style haircuts.  His Jordan XXXI’s were a dead giveaway.  When he left the venue, he was actually returning to his time machine, and he now knows what Muay Thai looked like before it became the biggest sport in the world, back before promoters stabbed each other in the face with a metaphorical ice pick.  The Zuffa's creative department has a similar time machine, and they’ve traveled back in time to create this UFC 146 promo for your amusement.  Technicolor never looked so rawesome.

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-24 # Guest 2012-05-20 09:25

First.

Jon Bones Jones here. When i crashed my car this weekend i was trying to kill a white person, but da white man be to smart of dat.

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+19 # Guest 2012-05-20 09:27

Quoting Jizzedmypants:

First.

Jon Bones Jones here. When i crashed my car this weekend i was trying to kill a white person, but da white man be to smart of dat.

Hey fuck you man, everyone knows i was too busy ejaculating while driving to notice a tree...

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-5 # Guest 2012-05-20 09:30

Quoting Jon Bones:

Quoting Jizzedmypants:

First.

Jon Bones Jones here. When i crashed my car this weekend i was trying to kill a white person, but da white man be to smart of dat.

Hey fuck you man, everyone knows i was too busy ejaculating while driving to notice a tree...

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+17 # Guest 2012-05-20 20:01

Goddamn jon Jones. Go check on a tree. Go get some fans.

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+25 # Guest 2012-05-20 09:34

beauty
best promo ufc's ever put out

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+20 # jt33 2012-05-20 09:34

i thought lavar johnson was filling in for mark hunt

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-7 # Guest 2012-05-20 09:34

im alive, baby baby.

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+40 # renerocker 2012-05-20 09:49

Miss the ring girls. Random strippers in g-strings > Arianny.

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+20 # Guest 2012-05-20 10:06

Agree.
Love that high-side bikini.

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+4 # Ninja 2012-05-20 10:13

Misspelled skyscraper, 4/10

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-2 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-05-20 10:48

Every Monster Truck event promotion looks and sounds exactly like this still today. I agree though, need more random strippers, might as well be honest about it instead of waiting til everybody finds her porn online. The worst part about finding Chandella's porn online is that it happened to be from the one I wouldn't fuck. I still think Arianny's hotter than Britney ever since I bought Brit's Playboy issue I haven't been impressed.

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+3 # Puck 2012-05-20 18:27

You've gotta be kidding me, Arianny's attraction ends at her neck, going from the top of her head.

Poor thing has NO body, and the big goofy fake tits don't help.

Brittany most definitely has Arianny covered in all aspects.

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+1 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-05-20 19:59

Ya fuck arriany, at least they dumped chandella ffs

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+20 # Guest 2012-05-20 11:15

Even pure awesome like this...

....gets complaints from lame people. sigh.

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-3 # Guest 2012-05-20 12:28

super samoan isnt even on the guard l0l

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+3 # Dr. Frasier Crane-kick 2012-05-20 13:02

I didnt realize that the UFC had Picnicface in retainer

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+18 # Guest 2012-05-20 13:36

IF YOU'RE IN JAIL THEN BREAK OUTTT

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+5 # IceColdShadow 2012-05-20 13:40

at the end looks like bob sapp's laugh haha

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+2 # Tom Hanks 2012-05-20 13:48

sure sounds like it at least..

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+9 # Guest 2012-05-20 19:55

fuck that fox shit. this is the ufc i wanna see.

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