I work naked everyday while The Howard Stern Show gently plays in the background of my apartment in Hollywood. If you want my life, then you must have a severely repressed childhood, rack up an endless amount of student loan debt, and then quit your job, pack all your possessions inside your Daewoo Lanos and drive from the East Coast to Los Angeles, California just to sleep on your lesbian friend's sofa for a month until you find a place to live.

That was my formula, and it was stupid. I don't suggest anyone else doing that. There's a lot of stuff that can go wrong, so my advice would be to just take a short cut and be the vice president of a large MMA organization that's owned by one of the largest corporations in the world. If I hated my job as much as you do, this would be a no brainer. Get out of your office -- and go to another office. At least do something that you love and lessen your chance of getting harassed by soccer moms that want to show you pictures of their kids.

Normally this wouldn't make news on MiddleEasy, but it's not everyday that you see 'Vice President of Corporate Operations for Bellator' being advertising online. Screw inner-company promotion, this is your chance to give your two-weeks notice and then pull one of these at your job. It appears Bellator is expanding in the Irvine, California area and is hiring multiple positions, which include: Business Operations Director, Operations Manager, Travel Director and VP of Corporate Operations. All of those positions sound super important, at least far more significant than 'insurance claims adjuster.' Chances are you are qualified for these positions and you don't even know it, so apply away and when you get unpacked into your new office, send me Mercedes Terrell's phone number.

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+5 # synthsis 2012-05-22 09:44

I'm more of a CFO type, and Jade Bryce instead of Mercedes please.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-22 09:46

done.

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0 # TDM 2012-05-22 09:51

Every cool position has one or two requirements that are absolutely mandatory that I can't fill in any way. It makes me sad. So sad that I might pack up my things and move to the other side of the world to stay with a tranny for a year before I find my own place.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-22 10:00

perfect chance for ufc to send a spy. bad idea Bjorn Rebney

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+7 # Guest 2012-05-22 10:26

fuck that. i dreamed about working at fast food and driving an 94 honda accord since i was 3.

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0 # Eade A. Chocha 2012-05-22 10:32

Amen to that!

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-22 11:12

Did anyone else happen to notice this as a requirement?

• An absolute lack of willingness to accept mistakes and inaccuracies.

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+1 # Reverend Clint 2012-05-22 12:10

looks like i got my unemployment job searches for a couple weeks... thanks Bellator

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0 # WiseUp 2012-05-22 14:18

Sorry, I'm only qualified to be the MFCEO, nothing less.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncs-sMtoUR0[/youtube]

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