The word of today is albatross. It's most likely pronounced exactly how you think it's pronounced. There is also a family of large web-footed seabirds with that same name. Chances are they cannot pronounce the name of their own species. Big birds can't talk, regardless of what Sesame Street has taught you for the better part of your childhood. That's all garbage. I've never seen a vampire so obsessed with numbers. Dude would never survive in True Blood. The Count will forever be known as the 'Rain Man' of the vampire world. Life is pretty much over for him. He can't get past his personal albatross, unlike Junior dos Santos who sat down with Frank Mir over two cups of water for FOX Sports to have a civil discussion about their upcoming violent match at UFC 146.