America is the only country in which cheese enclosed inside of an aerosol can is a perfectly acceptable. Some third world countries don't have water to hydrate their families and we have entire theme parks filled with the stuff. It's easy to hate America for being entirely too awesome, but when Chael Sonnen is defending the country, that hate is met with a catchy song and a cleverly edited Youtube clip. While it's not Chael Sonnen intentionally rapping over a eloquently-created beat -- it sort of is Chael Sonnen rapping over an eloquently-created beat. If you haven't pinched yourself upon accepting the realization that we are just weeks away from seeing Sonnen vs. Silva II, this video may help you. Props to Jeremy Craig for the find.