Props to Roy Nelson for being the only heavyweight that lists his primary mixed martial arts style as 'Kung-Fu'. The Last Dragon taught our generation that we should all screw diplomacy and resort to Kung-Fu. Not only can it teach you to catch bullets in your teeth but if you train really hard, you even get The Glow.  If stomach mass was an accurate representation of MMA skill, the dude that runs the comic book shop next to my place would have been the linear super heavyweight champion for a decade now. However, tonight at UFC 146, there is some truth to that statement.

Roy Nelson put it on Pee Wee Herman. Specifically, he put an overhand right on Dave Herman's chin, which resulted in a 51-second knock out in the first round. There's entirely too much awesome packed into this card that it's literally spilling into the aisle of the MGM Grand Garden Arena.

Big Country is your new model of health. Damn. Here I am working out five times a week like some schmuck when I could have just let me belly evolve into some extra-terrestrial life form and be considered an athlete. Set aside the fact that Roy Nelson looks like his DNA has been spliced with the Gummi Bear lineage, he's better at punching people in the face than you. Now check out the extraordinary finish below, once again big thanks to ZP for the .gif.

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+5 # TDM 2012-05-26 19:57

Oh, I'm sorry, did we need more excitement in this card?

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+6 # Guest 2012-05-26 20:02

goldie just said jds was a magic man

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+22 # Guest 2012-05-26 20:30

Herman was like the Iron Man suitcase transformation is reverse.

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+5 # Guest 2012-05-26 20:59

DAT WAH FUNNY

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+2 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-05-26 20:36

Hell yeah... get some, Big Country.

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+4 # StGutFree 2012-05-26 20:45

listen, I have my name for a reason, but seeing "Big Country" preform the way he did makes me feel great!

Roy is a beast and knows how to use his body.

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+10 # Guest 2012-05-26 21:04

Dave "Folding Chair" Herman

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+8 # Guest 2012-05-26 21:04

I still want to see Light Heavyweight Roy Nelson.

But nonetheless, I love that beard.

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-5 # Guest 2012-05-26 21:18

IT SEEMED ED HERMAN TRIED TO DO THAT POP LOCK MOVE WHEN YOU PULL YOUR SHIRT UP AFTER YOU GET DOWN WITH THE GET DOWN LITTLE DID HE KNOW IT WAS DUE TO BIG COUNTRY PUTTING SOME STANK ON HIS CHIN

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-3 # Sambro 2012-05-26 22:59

Nelson will be the next HW Champ.

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+18 # Guest 2012-05-27 01:04

man that hobo can punch

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+4 # Guest 2012-05-27 02:47

You don't recover from crumbling like that. I exclaimed something similar to "Yehehehehes!" as I watched this beautiful destruction.

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+4 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-05-27 06:46

Glover Texiera vs Dave Herman at 205.

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-2 # Guest 2012-05-27 11:30

same finish as junior vs cain

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+2 # Tom Hanks 2012-05-27 14:19

Chickenwing Shaolin ftw.

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0 # Guest 2012-05-27 22:48

that last dragon reference... nostalgia to the face

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