The only prerequisite of being named after a mythical creature that rocks a battle axe, the former Pride heavyweight champion and one of the hardest dude's on the planet is that you must get run over by a truck at the age of eleven. Any later and the whole plan just falls apart. Big Nog lost a rib, part of his liver and had to be hospitalized for nearly a year. He emerged with a rawesome scar that serves as a caution that you're in the presence of greatness. We're not sure if his childhood accident also granted him the ability to get funky on the dance floor on the Brazilian version of 'Dancing with the Stars,' but if it did then we don't suggest that anyone should aimlessly walk in the middle of incoming traffic. Check out the clip below and props to ZProphet for the video rip.